The Neg Thread

[Strange]

[quote="Smile"Nice shirt..., I think someone else is wearing that one too."

Here's a Similar, one - A personal Fav. (I shouldn't be sharing-J/K)
Strange: "By the Way, I love the Skirt (shirt or whatever) everytime I turn aroud,
I see a similar. (short pause)
"Were they on SALE recently, or something?"
(pause till response, then throw a JOKER Smile.

Common Response-What?,your such an asshole!

Try It, itz a real juicy one. LOL

[Smile]

Strange:

I like that one too. I usually get a WHAT...?!, shocked look and they don't say much at first. It is actually funny.

[Scoundrel]

A classic neg, from the Mary Tyler Moore TV show.

Mr. Grant: (smiling) You're spunky aren't you?

Mary: Well, yeah.

Mr. Grant: I hate spunky.

[Scoundrel]

I so nailed these two chicks tonight. They came into the bar grabbing each others tits, kissing and talking about what poor lovers men are and how they will only be with other women from now on.

I said "I can't tell you two how happy I am that you're out of the gene pool."

After that guys were buying my drinks and I got both chicks numbers. LOL