Dallas PUA

by **aknov** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:15 am

Ok, so calling me an amateur would be an insult to all amateurs...

I'm 41, and well I've spent 26 (yes all 26 of my post puberty years) being a WBAFC...

Some how I found a link to MM, and my world started to tilt. 2 weeks ago I read "The Game", "MM", and numerous articles posted on line.

It's a freak of nature that some how I managed to lose my virginity, have a few girlfriends and wives through the years. I guess even a blind squirrel can find a nut sometimes.

I've spent my whole life trying to be unnoticed... The clothes I wear... I can slip into a bar or restaurant unnoticed. I could probably get in and out of Forthnoxx.

So I went out and bought some clothes that actually fit me and are in style. I wanted to standout a little, and demonstrate that I actually care about the way I look. This is so out of my element that I felt like a fag just trying on clothes in the store and looking at myself in the mirror.

And then I decided to go all the way and peacock a little: Think 15 gaudy mardigras beads, AND a compass hanging around my neck.

Pretty heavy stuff for someone who has been an introverted geek his whole life.

I had a pretty modest goal: Open ten sets... That's all: just have to guts to open. I wasn't looking for numbers, or kisses, or Fclose.

I must learn to walk before I can run and fly...

I warm up at Cape Buffalo bar. Three out of the four sets I open go well- (It was fun.)

Then I went with my AFC wingman to Sherlocks. Target Heaven.

Immediately I start opening sets with a quick opinion question (my own material) And it's really fun. I've got about 3 minutes or so of positive interaction, and then I move on. I'm not working on story telling yet, or DHV...

Remember this is my first time out doing this. And I'm peacocking.

I've only been there for about 30 minutes and I've already made my goal of opening over 10 sets.

I'm talking to this two set (5 and a 6.5), and this good looking smooth (slick) dude comes up and starts busting my ass. AMOG time!

So he starts flipping me shit, and I'm doing it right back at him. It's a full boor cock fight- The girls seem repulsed and make an escape.

So I'm left talking to the coolest smoothest guy who is exuding confidence and style. The type of guy who can have *any* girl in the joint and he knows it.

I'm like"WTF dude? Why are you messing with my game???!"

Turns out I'm in the presence of none other than the master him self: Mojo!

Mojo, It was a great pleasure meeting you. Thanks for the introductions and advice. I hope to get to know you better in the future.

by **MagicBalls** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:29 am

Making sock puppets again, Mojo? I like the Compass bit. Nice touch.

haha

by **Silverback** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:01 pm

Good FR Aknov...good to see newbies come in and implement the Game immediately. With that kind of a start, you should see results quickly.

by **realdice** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:33 pm

Mojo wtf buddy you're suppose to teach not destroy

by **Mojo** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:54 pm

Aknov, it was a pleasure meeting you the other night. You are outgoing and over all, a cool cat. You are off to an excellent start. You be getting laid like a rock star in no time. And I know some guys would rate those girls more like a 7.5 and 6. They were cute.

I spy a 3 set, two HB’s and one AFC - at least I thought it was an AFC… With the marti gras beads, I knew it would be easy to open Aknov with the intent of befriending Aknov then moving on to my target. Aknov, being in the community saw what was up as I opened up about his beads and as I place a friendly pat on his back to assert my alphaness he busts on me for being gay. WTF! I recognize this tactic. This mudda fuckah is a pua. I let him finish his “I am gay” rant, and then I say with a big smile, “So, are you in the community”. Lol. Pull him aside and introduce him to the other guys. Good times.

by **boyracer** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:33 pm

Yeah, I would have definitely rated those chicks 6.5 and 7. They were cute!

I don't think Mojo was busting on your that hard, LOL. But it was definitely the Mardi Gras beads that made you stand out.

Nice meeting you last night, welcome to the community.

Let's go sarging sometime!

by **Rhody** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:47 pm

Wow, I was also going to post that one of the girls was at least a 7 or 7.5. Funny.

Good meeting you, Aknov. If that was your first time out, then you're going to do great. You already have that energetic, fun vibe, which will take you far with or without routines.

by **MagicBalls** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:52 pm

Ok, I believe you now lol. Sounds like you all had a good time.

by **NobodyUKnow** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:25 pm

It was fun hanging with you last night, but I still don't want to know about the reason for the compass. Save it for the skirts.

As for Mojo... no game... no game at all =)

by **aknov** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 12:40 am

Hey Racer, Rhodes, NUK- Pleasure meeting all you too! I'm not sure how to connect handles with faces. Thanks for not beating me up!!

NUK, about that compass-- There are Ten things you really should know:
Five things involve how to orient the human body.
Two how to position the bed.
One long thread on Feng Swui (Literal translation wind/water)- how the NWSE orientation of everything effects the energy connection of life [chick crack, and DHV].
And amusing one liners to the inevitable "Why do you have a compass around your neck" question...
GPS doesn't work indoors. Duh!
I tried bread crumbs, and this is 10 times more effective.

It's also a lead in to several DHV stories I have about traveling the world and not getting lost. Always being prepared.

And to be honest, it was an experiment. It may prove to be too geeky, nerdy and strange to work. Only field experiments will tell.

Dallas PUA

I met Mojo!!! And I'm not worthy.

I met Mojo!!! And I'm not worthy.

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