Feel free to punch me in the face

[Westfall]

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[MagicBalls]

We'll let this one go if you send flowers to yourself and say "who's this?" next time your oneitis calls you.

[Scoundrel]

*punches westfall*

[NobodyUKnow]

Hmmm... I don't see anything wrong with sending chicks flowers IF it gets you laid. Just so long as you only send them once. And you get laid many times from it.

[Neuromancer]

Flowers are a good thing. 90% of women have never been sent flowers. The hotter, the less likely. When I was in college, a friend brought back a shitload of tyler roses. He handed them out all over the place. The one I got I gave to this HB I knew. It was the first flower anyone had ever given her... not rose, flower. I got laid, she still has the flower pressed in a book from what I understand.

Proof 2. Met a girl playing paintball. She went out for dinner with my friends an I. It was going good. I had to go out of town, while I was out of town I lost my Debit card so I had it replaced. When I activated the replacement, I hopped on line and sent a bouquet to her work. She was crying when she called me to say she received them. Once again, first time for flowers. I got back to town and got laid. While I was dating her, I told the story to a female friend when I went out to dinner with her and got laid because of the story.

DO NOT underestimate the power of flowers.

[Vector]

I was on a day 2 with a girl I had met at Sherlock's. We were outdoors in a touristy part of dallas. A guy with flowers came up and gave one to the girl, saying he wasn't going to charge her for it, she just had to give me a kiss. She basically made out with me for 20-30 seconds. Then the flower guy asked me for $10. Ordinarily I would be annoyed being played like that, but he was a cool guy and I couldn't help but admire his routine.

That night I closed.

I think the most important thing is to not be approval-seeking. Do not get flowers to try to get her to like you better. And avoid situations where it might be interpreted that way. If she has earned it then it's perfectly okay to reward her by indicating interest. A nice gesture including flowers is fine in that kind of situation.

[Westfall]

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[Finesse]

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[MagicBalls]

When I was married, my wife and I got in a big fight. She was so pissed at me, she wouldn't even talk to me. A half an hour later, the doorbell rang. There was a delivery of this country-style arrangement of various colorful spring flowers in a woven basket. The name on the tag was for the old couple that used to live there. I removed the tag and threw it away.

I got laid a few minutes later.

[Midnight]

i sometimes do the old picture message flower routine. i took a picture of a nice floral arrangement with my phone and sometimes i picture message it to women. then i'll text, thanks for your company, you're fun blah blah... after seeing them. some of the effect of being a gentleman without paying a cent, i love the loopholes...