I am Randohm. You are welcome.

[Randohm]

I am Randohm. I am so cool it is beyond your comprehension. I am also modest. In fact modesty is my best quality. That and humility. I am very humble. I so so modest and humble it is pathetic. I am more modest than anyone you have ever met before and when it comes to humility, puhhhleeeeeezzz. I am the humblest! I am the humblest! I have more modesty in my little finger than anyone else has in their whole body. Bow down before me. Now! Pay tribute to the humblest most modest person on the face of the Earth! The world trembles at the greatness of my modesty and humility. Ahem, I try keep that frame as often as possible.

I've started a lair in the Twin Cities (Minnesota). We have about 12 guys and we are all new. I thought I would check out the famous Dallas Lair to get some tips.

Randohm

[NobodyUKnow]

I think you're being too modest. The PUAs from the Dallas area rock the world... we know it, the world knows it. If you wanna hang with us, you'll need more attitude.

[Westfall]

Random,

You should also try this technique I developed, which I call Overly exaggerating an unfunny joke. As anyone in DPUA can attest to, I've mastered this technique. Basically, you just point out something that has a minimal amount of humor value, but you try really hard to squeeze humor out--humor that you think is there, but no one else does.

For instance, if I were to do this now, I would go on and on about how consicely I summerized this technique in a clever & funny way.

A way that is in no way redundant.

Or verbose.

I would then go back and reitterate how funny & consice I am in a never-ending & unfunny way.

If people didn't laugh or respond with this lil emoticon " ", I would just assume they didn't get the joke, and rephase the exact same joke using different words.

For example...I would probably wait a few weeks and then post a reply to this message "clearifying" my technique, as if it were really funny, but people just didn't get it.

(okay, now back reading routines )

WF

[Randohm]

Hey thanks guys, listen I was in Dallas last month for my work and I noticed that a lot of people kept saying things I didn't quite understand. "We're fixin to go to the mall, they'll be some good pickens there." What the #e!! does that mean?

[holyskeleton]

guess you worked at a unusual place.

[JohnnyBravo]

Hey thanks guys, listen I was in Dallas last month for my work and I noticed that a lot of people kept saying things I didn't quite understand. "We're fixin to go to the mall, they'll be some good pickens there." What the #e!! does that mean?

ROFLMAO!!! It means just that. They were fixin to go to the mall because the pickens were good. Good taters to be picked at the mall. What's so hard about understanding that? I'm guessin' you've never spent much time south of the Mason Dixon, pod-nuh. I'm also guessin' you think good chili comes out of a can and is made with beans and that good picante comes from New York Citay.

Jew go to the mall too?

It's a secret code. When you get ten points I'll tell you.