Grimm's Journal

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Postby Guest » Fri Aug 20, 2010 9:41 am

[QUOTE=grimm1111;37224]Peter Grimm - 165 pounds, 6'1, distance fr home: 1.5 hours drrrrive! (Ow!)... blood alcohol content is 0.16, and... Having dollars 4 gadgets to quantify drunkinnessss...priceless. Hey, mission of going to bigg bars solo and opening sets accomplished. Ten four dudes. Grimm mr grimmly over and OUT, amen. Hope I make that flight tom morning.... Duckin * A

Shit I forgot whart else... Oh.... No I forgot.

Come on grimm liver, do your thang...... 0.17 BULLSHIT why? Why's it going UP?

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Awesome. Just awesome.
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Postby Guest » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:26 am

Damn dude. That is almost as good as the ants.

Start bringing that thing to town in case I go out and drink. Plus that has got to be a great peacocking item.
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Postby Guest » Fri Aug 20, 2010 11:41 am

[QUOTE=grimm1111;37224]Peter Grimm - 165 pounds, 6'1, distance fr home: 1.5 hours drrrrive! (Ow!)... blood alcohol content is 0.16, and... Having dollars 4 gadgets to quantify drunkinnessss...priceless. Hey, mission of going to bigg bars solo and opening sets accomplished. Ten four dudes. Grimm mr grimmly over and OUT, amen. Hope I make that flight tom morning.... Duckin * A

Shit I forgot whart else... Oh.... No I forgot.

Come on grimm liver, do your thang...... 0.17 BULLSHIT why? Why's it going UP?

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Ha, this is better than textsfromlastnight.com.

Did you end up driving while being over twice the legal limit?
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Postby Guest » Fri Aug 20, 2010 1:06 pm

[QUOTE=Bull Run;37163]I'm not sure what's in the water out there, but every time I go out there it seems like some douchebag does something gay like threaten me or my boys and/or push someone around. Totally annoying. That guy was tall as fuck though. He didn't seem that tall until I was standing right next to him staring at his chin.[/QUOTE]


Grimm put it well when he said that it was just easier all around in Ft Worth. The guys typically have the same demeanor as the women, and you're a natural/assertive kind of guy...immediate threat to the manhood. Dallasites are dicks all around, so they can handle it a bit better.

That's my 2 cents...only worth about 1...keep the change.
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Postby Guest » Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:53 pm

Nah, I ended up camping in my truck till about .12 or so. Ask Bull Run, I am quite the safe driver in fact. I got like 30 min of sleep last night, but made it to dallas like a pro.

I brought the breathalyzer with me, for I am deciding not to go over .12 anymore.
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Postby Guest » Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:16 pm

[QUOTE=grimm1111;37239]Ask Bull Run, I am quite the safe driver in fact.[/QUOTE]


Yeah, safe. As long as you're not talking to him while he drives or he's not eating a hamburger or he's not confronted with slow bicyclists on the road or following directions...

Other than that, he's a safer driver than my Grandma...
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Postby Guest » Sat Aug 21, 2010 2:35 am

Friday Night - Sherlocks and Logans

Overall, I would catagorize tonight as boring. Was out with Justus, Lion, Prodigy, Bull Run, Playercool, and a new dude who was pretty cool. All in all, nothing remarkable happened. I nearly slept a couple times, understandable given the night before. Playercool went home around 11. Prodigy went home at like 11.30. It was that kind of night. Snore. I called it a night at 1, finally some sleep.

There were no hot girls at all. I did not get drunk. (0.13)

I did open some sets. They were boring and uninteresting. They didn't open well. On the other hand, all the girls were sub par so who gives a fuck.

Boring boring boring. I guess we need these nights to contrast w the interesting ones, and make them seem more... Interesting.

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I did promise to post the bad as well as the good sets, so here they are. It's too bad that damn video camera doesn't work right, once I figure that out I won't need to post text anymore, only commentary. Man, I was tired last night, and that's my excuse for running such absolutely shitty sets.

Here's what I remember:

Set 1 - Outdoor 2 set, standing on patio. One HB 8, one HB 6.

Grimm: Hey what are you guys talking about over here? You're all smiling. ("Hey what are you guys talking about" is a safe opener and I love to use it. The reason is that no matter what their answer is, it gives me something to work with. On the other hand, it's a boring opener and generates no attraction on its own.)

Target and other girl eye code each other, no answer for a long time (these are not cool girls, most likely they are geeks)...then finally

Target: Uhhhh, we're talking about boring stuff

Grimm: Boring stuff? (falling asleep)

(Talk I don't remember. I do remember at some point I told them they look like sisters. This NEVER works for me. I don't know why, but for some reason this offends girls. Which is really strange, because like a year or two ago, I used to tell girls this and it wasn't so bad. But now, that line alone is enough to nearly get me blown out, inexplicably.)

(I switch to "Do you come here often", interview style questions, so the inevitable happens...

Blow out.)




Set 2 - Seated 2 set, HB8's, Logans

Grimm: I thought I'd come flirt with you guys for a bit (I love this opener. It's my current favorite on seated sets. It's confident as hell, like a direct opener, and yet it doesn't give away the farm quite like a direct opener would.)

Girls: "What?" (It was loud as fuck. I make the mistake of repeating my opener. Now, if you want to sound confident, NEVER repeat your opener...then it becomes a line. The reason it seems confident is because it's on the fly.)

One girl keeps on her cell phone, uninterested. The other girl tries to engage me, but the uninterested friend pulls her away. They must have sensed that the sharks were in the water. They had just been opened by another couple guys, and apparently those guys insulted them after being blown out because one girl was really pissed off.

It was too loud to hear anything as well.



Set 3 - Sherlocks one HB7 and 2 or 3 ugs standing in the loud area by the stage

I talk to the HB7 only, it's too loud to engage the group. I give her lots of compliments on her eyes and shit, I figure because she's a loser I need to build her up a little bit. We talk for a bit, the PUA in the back of my head is like "Hey grimm, you better talk to her friends or they're gonna pull her away", so I try but they can't hear anything. Plus they look all pissed off, probably because I was talking to their "hot" friend (it's all relative folks) for the last few minutes ignoring them.

Her ug friends try to get her attention, she is eyeing them and still talking to me, I can see I'm losing her. I switch to gay AFC fishing "what is there to do here in dallas," type questions, and get blown out.

Hope tonight is better.
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Postby Guest » Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:46 am

Sat 8/22 - Tree and a few random places around Deep Ellum


First time in Deep Ellum in a couple years, BR and I hit it up. We all have types, and this is not my type of girl - I am not in to the tattoo, piercing, funky type and I won't do smokers.

Those girls scare me and my pretty uptown self. They make me think of heroin and AIDS.

Bull Run, on the other hand, I think was a kid in a candy store for part of the time, that's his type. There was a hot girl in a tutu at one place that really blew his skirt up.

I hit 0.15 max alcohol. This is turning in to an AA blog more than a pickup blog, as I have no sets to report. (By AA I mean Alcoholics Anonymous)
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Postby Guest » Sun Aug 22, 2010 11:58 am

[QUOTE=grimm1111;37252]Bull Run, on the other hand, I think was a kid in a candy store for part of the time, that's his type. There was a hot girl in a tutu at one place that really blew his skirt up.[/QUOTE]


This is one girl that I will not soon forget. You forget the blow outs, but remember the non-starts.

I would have had a million of her babies and I hate children...

I could make a ton of excuses, loud club, big crowd around her, rock star performer, very touchy with her girls, etc, etc, etc. But, in the end, I didn't approach. I failed by default...

I've looked up the band she likely played in and I'm going to find their next gig (Curtain Club November 5th)...she will be mine, oh yes, she will be mine
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Postby Guest » Sun Aug 22, 2010 12:31 pm

[QUOTE=grimm1111;37252]Sat 8/22 - Trees and a few random places around Deep Ellum...the tattoo, piercing, funky type...
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Sounds like I have a new favorite hangout


[QUOTE=grimm1111;37252]
I hit 0.15 max alcohol. This is turning in to an AA blog more than a pickup blog, as I have no sets to report. (By AA I mean Alcoholics Anonymous)[/QUOTE]

Gotta love the (very inaccurate) drug store breathalyzer. Try [URL="http://www.breathalyzer.net/fc10.html"]this one[/URL] out. It's only $500 and comes with free shipping.
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