Gonna take a ride on my motorbike.....

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Hey guys.....

After running some figures, it looks like I will be buying a motorcycle within the next 8-10 weeks. Closer to 8 if i can choke down a lot of Ramen or something :)

I'm surely looking forward to going out on the bike, and hitting it up hard again. Mylanta, it's been too long.

My open query is this: to those of our bike riding bretheren, how has the bike affected your sarging??
I've never owned a bike before, so any wisdom is appreciated.

N.B. I do know my drinking will be a lot less or nil on a bike. Booze and bikes dont mix. :eek:

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Congrats, what kind of bike will you be riding? I ride a moped hee hee! Fat chics dig it. :D

Walking into a bar wearing a form fitted riding jacket and helmet in hand is $$$$$. :p Girls frequently open me with some stupid question about my bike or they will ask for a ride. Its amazing how many are willing to take a ride with a random stranger! Kind of scary actually.

Helmets can be great conversation pieces. The more artistic they are the more likely a girl will pick it up and look at it. My buddy bought a plain cheap helmet and has got all of these gawdy stripper decals and various naughty sayings plastered on it and it is a huge conversation piece everywhere we go. You'd have to see it, I can't describe it but the girls love it.

So it definitely has its benefits and you will stand out in a crowd. I have met girls on dating sites that are specifically looking for guys with bikes. So make sure you have some pics of you and your bike on your dating profile.

One thing I loved about having a bike when I had a girlfriend was it made date night cheap and easy! Just put her on the back of the bike and take her all around Dallas. Hit up the hot spots and before you know it you've killed an entire evening and its time to get her in bed for the main event! ;) Its like riding primes the pump if you will. I think girls like all of the attention they get when they are seen on your bike as well especially when you roll thru some bar district like Greenville Ave.

Ok so thats the shiny side of the coin, but there is also the otherside we need to talk about.

1. Bikes are Dangerous, you will most likely crash at some point. I know more that have crashed than have not!

2. Motorists are oblivious to you.

3. It takes some nut sack to navigate the freeways around Dallas. If you are a smart rider you are totally aware of every car around you. So when there are lots of cars, that makes for more shit you need to keep an eye on. Always keep your self in a position so that you have a way out. Did you hear about the 10 bikers sitting at a traffic light in Phoenix that got rearended by a truck? 2 died, everybody else went to the hospital. Thats why its important to be totally aware of your surroundings.

I am a total thrill seeker. I like to go fast and ride aggressvie. I like it on the edge. I'm actually comfortable in that environment and the first time I road down the freeway definitely got my attention and my balls pretty much shriveled up. It takes some getting used to so don't try and tackle too much at once.

4. Don't drink and ride. The deck is already stacked against you due to the fact that you are on a motorcycle.

5. Bike selection is important. Its not a bad idea to start on something smaller with less weight and power. There are lots of guys out there that thought they needed something big and powerful for their first bike that rode it for 300miles and sold it. They never could get comfortable.

6. Take a Motorcycle Rider's Safety Course.

I had a bad motorcycle crash that left me with a dislocated and severely broken hip, lacerated liver, messed up knee, messed up shoulder, and ground off all the skin on one of my hands(I wish I'd of had gloves on). I have no doubt that the shoulder pads in my Olympia riding jacket kept me from having a broken shoulder. I was in the hospital for several days, was on crutches for 2-3months, and went thru 5months of physical therapy 3 times a week for at least 2hours each visit. I was so fucked up I couldn't even wipe my own ass. Thats the most humiliating thing I've ever experienced.

Nowdays I go to the gym 3 times per week and I've finally got my body in good working order again. I don't have much feeling in my left thigh due to lots of nerve damage but every now and then a nerve starts working again and its the greatest feeling in the world. I walk with a limp, somedays are worse than others. Cold weather brings lots of pain and makes my joints very stiff. My doctors think I'll need a total hip replacement when I'm older.

Please go out and buy some hi quality safety gear(helmet, jacket, gloves, boots). These jackasses who ride with no helmet, t-shirt, sandles, and shorts are stupid clueless fucking idiots.

If there are any questions you might have feel free to ask.

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I've never owned or plan to own a bike, but I've been around enough to know about the relation to game and bikes...at least a relevant perspective on it.

The one thing I see out of every single bike-owning bachelor I know, is that they rely TOO much on the bike to succeed in the realm of game. You see it a lot with cars, too, I guess...but I know more who are obsessed with 2 wheels than 4.

Just keep in mind that it is an inanimate object, and if you really are getting ass just because of the bike...you're not really that interesting of a person.

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[QUOTE=Smirks;35658]Just keep in mind that it is an inanimate object, and if you really are getting ass just because of the bike...you're not really that interesting of a person.[/QUOTE]

I disagree with this. If being a biker is part of who you are, then the bike becomes part of your avatar. The bike, the helmet, the jacket, etc. become an extension of you. Like Howie said, he's a thrill seeker. He has the bike, the helmet, and the limp. He has stories. It's how he expresses himself, and he's unapologetic about it (I assume), which is what girls find attractive.

I have never owned a bike, and I probably never will. For me, it wouldn't be congruent with my personality. I would never own a gun either for the same reason. But for me a guitar is part of my avatar. It is an object that represents part of who I am. I am creative. I can sing a nice ballad or shred your face off. I have stories.

I know guys who are into bikes. Planning a day2 is so easy for them. In fact, they can text a girl, "do you have 45 minutes for an exciting adventure?" and they can follow through. That's awesome! I wish I could do that.

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There are plenty of girls that will fuck a guy because he has a bike, is in a band, or has tats. Whatever stupid ass reason. It isn't always about the entire 'avatar,' sometimes it's as simple as he has a bike. Girls do it all the time, especially young girls.

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First off, I cannot believe you used the term "avatar" seriously.

I think you need to do a little reading between the lines or maybe jump to an educated conclusion or two. What my statement eludes to is that there are girls who are shallow, materialistic, and slutty (all or a combination of the 3.) From what I've witnessed, it's pretty damn easy to tell when you're getting attention from a chick purely because of your fancy inanimate object. If all you care about is getting ass, then more power to you. I think using something like this to get laid is like taking a girl to some super expensive 5-star restaurant for your first date. Has nothing to do with who you are, just what you have or can give.

I am a computer geek. I don't walk around with a computer (not counting when I'm carrying my laptop for work : P). I'm a drummer. I don't walk around carrying a drum or drum sticks. I just started learning to play the guitar. I don't walk around with a guitar strapped to my back. The point I'm getting at is this shit doesn't really matter. You matter.

The activity of these matter, but I don't feel that you need to be a fucking billboard for your hobbies.

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[QUOTE=Bull Run;35667]There are plenty of girls that will fuck a guy because he has a bike, is in a band, or has tats. Whatever stupid ass reason. It isn't always about the entire 'avatar,' sometimes it's as simple as he has a bike. Girls do it all the time, especially young girls.[/QUOTE]

I agree with that, but I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that he isn't an interesting person.

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I think what smirks is trying to say is that some people join the community just to get ass. Some people join the community to become a better person overall, and to in actuality become "higher value", not just in dating, but in all aspects of life. Most people don't do the latter, they want a quick fix. A band aid over the problem, and not actually addressing the real, underlying issue. If you depend on something to get you sucess, wheather it be a bike, a nice car, expensive shoes, or getting shit drunk, then you are not improving and becoming a better person. Once that object is gone, you lost any sucess you may have had. Sort of a crutch. Not to mention material items don't matter, you should be able to lose em and not be less of a person. I have come up with a theroy, that the more materialistic a person is, the worse their inner game is.

So, all that smirks was saying(to anyone reading this thread, not just el fenix) was to make sure that you don't look to an inatimate object for sucess, look inside of yourself, because we all have what it takes inside. But will we all find it?

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[QUOTE=Rhody;35671]I agree with that, but I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that he isn't an interesting person.[/QUOTE]


I'm not. I'm just saying that sometimes it's as simple as a chick fucking a guy for one specific reason. I've heard women say that they just fucked a guy because she found out, somehow, that he has a big dick. You don't have to be an interesting person, sometimes you just have to possess something that a woman finds appealling.

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I forgot to add that my opinions expressed in this thread aren't directed at El Fenix whatsoever. I was just making the statement for the others who read along...I know Fenix and know that's not why he's getting the bike. He's got more to offer than that...LIKE NIGHTLIFE SUPPLEMENTS!