simple opener

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Im goin to use that!!!

as for opinion openers and asking a woman for her opinion... yeah, im finding out more and more that its getting old. To be honest im not good at using openers, i think it shows that i REALLY want to talk to her. I still use openers like a dummy thinking that "This WILL work GODDAMN IT" heh

Sometimes i like to go up and just tell a joke like "i just heard the funniest joke..." though im still trying to make approaching feel natural, as if we were meant to meet

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you're absolutely right, NO self-respecting man would want the opinion of a woman.

Now that we're past that, let's get to the issue here..

If you're looking for a straight up fuck, the opinion opener is good because all you have to do is be different to get into the door. You ask her one question, she talks to you..you move on to her ass..that's it. You aren't asking the opinion because it's something you actually care about.

second, say she's a 9-10 HB..and you're tired of/full with fuck buddies, and you're to the point where you actually want to see if they have anything going for them besides being hot. This is a good way to either find out if she has 1/2 a brain, or if she carries a bunch of drama around with her.

I like your opening because it's yours, not something stolen from a PUG or some shit.

Play on, but remember that the openers are just to get you in the door, don't worry too much about them because at most they last 1-2 minutes..and then you're into your good material.

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To a chick with a visible tatoo, 'Hey, somebody wrote on you!' Be smiling. :)

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OMG, I almost wore the exact same outfit as you...whew, that would have been so awkward because I totally look better in it than you...

Then, hit them with a smile and a wink...works best when they're wearing a dress.

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To women with the holes in her jeans(usually on the knees)

I don't know if you noticed or not, but there are holes in your jeans. (Maybe even whisper it in her ear)

Hey hey, you know they have knee pads at Wal-mart for like $20 now