This one is going to be weird

[Guest]

yeah, so Friday night, I found an Iphone in Downtown FW. I'm going to return it to the owner tomorrow -who turns out to be smoking hot!- (yeah...I looked through her pictures) I want to game her is there a way to get out of the "Good Samaritan" frame? without getting weird? I already told her that I want a reward for it. I wouldn't be surprised if she showed up with some 300lbs dude or something, so I'm not getting my hopes up, but I figure I might as well give it a shot, if one presents itself. she has pics on her phone with lil wayne pasted onto her pics, so I wanted to be like "Lil Wayne sucks" because well he does. but it might go more into the direction of "!!! I can't believe you violated my privacy!" and the other pics of her in her bra + panties might not go over too well either, huh... what d'ya think, guys?

[Guest]

yeah I was ther when u found it...for a sec I thought it was mine lol.... I think its obvious that you would have snooped around through her phone...cmon u cant expect her to belive ur that good of a Samaritan...

[Guest]

I think you are facing an uphill battle if you already told her you want a reward, IMO.

Let's face it, she doesn't know you from a hole in the wall and without facial cues and a first impression if you were in person, saying that with playful grin, etc..., i think a complete stranger saying this over the phone will be interpreted as either a) you literally want one or b) you are hinting for one but saying it in a joking manner. Neither of which is something a truly good Samaritan would do, and if someone did it to me, while I would be appreciative of their effort to return my item, I would not think highly of...just to be honest with ya.

I'd avoid the li'l wayne comment as well since it does show you poked around.

To be honest i'm not sure what your next gambit is after that opener. :) good luck let us know how it goes..

[Guest]

Dont ask for a reward...doesnt go with DHV. If she offers just ask her to meet you for a cup of coffee sometime....

[Guest]

Tell her of a time you lost your phone. Relate to her that way, she was probably really worried.

This happened to me once too, finding a girl's phone a returning it. I didn't have any game at the time so I just simply handed it back, but something I really thought about doing was putting my number in her phone as like "PORNO SERVICE" before I handed it back to her, and then calling her later. She'd see a saved number that said PORNO SERVICE calling her.

Good luck, brotha!

[Guest]

I didn't really ask for a reward, she asked me if I wanted one, and I'm like "yes, it would be rude otherwise" she asked what I wanted and I just left it up to her what she'd give me. I'm going out of my way to return her property to her when I could otherwise put it on ebay. I don't do anything for free unless I know them personally. I don't know her from a hole in a wall so I accepted. but anyways, I did give it to her earlier today, didn't really have time to talk. and as expected, she did have some big guy with her. (though I could probably take him =D)

[Guest]

I'm not sure coffee is a good idea without knowing anything about her that just seems needy to me.

something like this might work

Me: hey, I found your phone
Her: oh really thank god I'm glad someone found it
Me: lol yea it was laying in the middle of the road. If this is your clever way to meet me I will tell you that love and affection go much further.
Her: no no I don't need clever ways to meet guys
Me: uh huhhh surrrre, I remember one time (clever moment) when was a time you were super clever like that?
Her: blah blah blah

continue flirtation, build connection and comfort and all the sudden its more like meeting someone on a dating site and not just a phone delivery


well guess I posted this a few mins too late lol... for future reference I guess.

[Guest]

Man, I lost my Iphone too. It's 500 bucks to replace, so she must have been freaking out. Maybe some cute girl will pick mine up, insult my pictures, and hand it back... I'd like that. By the way, if I hadn't been responding to txts/calls, sorry, and that's why.

[Guest]

You always find shit when we go out. The only chance you have of making this last longer than the "Here's your phone" "Thanks!" "Cya." is to keep in communication with her up to the meeting. Maybe even have "a work thing" come up preventing you from meeting on the original scheduled day. Have her meet you some where when you've got a few people hanging out (at like Dukes or some thing.) When she comes, be high energy and super friendly, and introduce her around and kinda pull her in. It would make her feel rude to just bounce out from there.

[Guest]

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You always find shit when we go out. The only chance you have of making this last longer than the "Here's your phone" "Thanks!" "Cya." is to keep in communication with her up to the meeting. Maybe even have "a work thing" come up preventing you from meeting on the original scheduled day. Have her meet you some where when you've got a few people hanging out (at like Dukes or some thing.) When she comes, be high energy and super friendly, and introduce her around and kinda pull her in. It would make her feel rude to just bounce out from there.
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Pretty fuckin brilliant.