by Guest » Wed Dec 17, 2008 2:08 am
Oh yeah, I just had a house party and the only two girls there were with my friends. But they LOVED ME!!!! Omg they even cleaned up my house. When I called one of them my best friend and the other one got SO JEALOUS!!! But their guys are good friends so I didn’t want to steal any women… but they would make great pivots!!!
Here is a story
So there would have been a lot of women at my house to mac on but shit went down. Im chugging down a cold one, you know, people shouting “08 NIGGA!!!†(All my friends think they are black haha) Then I see someone at the window… A FUCKIN COP!!!! Holy shit! I tell a guy to close the door and lock it so they cant say they were let in or they have much of a probable cause to knock down the door. But im fucked up so I grab the drink and bust out the back door.
I have a lot of land, I run to the very back of my back yard where there is tall grass. Im in the fuckin ground when the cops are looking in my back yard there with flash lights, yet, the fuckin pigs are none the wiser heh heh! They were pretty far back though. I military craw for like a couple of yards, pick up and dash to the big ass field. Im running and my fuckin best friend and two other fuckers are chillin trying to get in the big yard too. We meet up and just chill for awhile.
So im FUCKED UP right and im thinking of thousands of ways to get out of this… but im having a goddamn ball!!! This is so exciting… im fuckin the system… the cops cant touch me because im playing this smart… well I think, we all think were crafty in our Dionysus state right?
So the rest of the night we go back to the house and the cops are camping out trying to catch someone driving drunk. Sadly one of my friends got caught then got fucked with 4 tickets, like the inspection was out, and other shit… but I don’t think he was drunk so he didn’t go to jail. I get my friends to help pick up a little and I sucker the girls to mop my floors… hehe they love me. But by man law I can fuck with them… can I? They love to grab me a little and love my attention… should I do something? well im going to say no for now because I am drunk… my thinking is a bit slowed
No parties for awhile….