Yeah I'm a Homo...

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Postby Guest » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:06 pm

Alcohol is a mofo for me too... there's a reason they used to use it as anesthetic :) I keep insurance just in case ;)

And yeah, the water in the hottub takes away the lube... but once you get in there it's all good ;)
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Postby Guest » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:06 pm

Nice! No reason to expect she wouldn't be back. She's gotta be wondering what she's missing.

I tried to have sex in the ocean once. Technically we did it, but only briefly and it sucked.
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Postby Guest » Tue Nov 18, 2008 4:47 pm

I wouldn't be suprised if this girl thinks she might of been the reason you couldn't perform!
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Postby Guest » Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:58 pm

Yeah sex is never that great in the hot tub but it is still kinda cool. And I know most of the girls like it because well...they are freaks.

Yes Alphamo I agree with you. Once it didn't go in all the blood rushed outta that badboy to never return. When I was 20 this would have never happened but a decade has passed and things are not as good in that department. Live it up while you can younger guys. I really don't think it was the alcohol for me. I drink crown all the time and have only had whiskey dick one time that I can remember. I really think it has more to do with how tired I was. Lack of sleep in the past two days. And my diet was shitty in those two days I took in very little calories.

I hit this girl up again today and she has been very receptive. Even so that when I let the convo die down via text she reopened me. So I feel confident I will have a round two. In fact while typing this she sent me a text she would love to hang out again...Thank Goodness

Howie yes she probably feels that it was her fault. Most girls will question if they did something wrong.
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Postby Guest » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:36 pm

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PS. The problem with water sex is a matter of lubrication. Often wondered that because they have pornos on it and I don't know how the fuck they do that.
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They use a special type of lube for underwater purposes. I dated this girl and her dad was RICH so fucking rich he ahd a bad ass hot tub we fucked in A lot. That was until she moved , her dad found used condoms in the skimmer thought it was his wife fucking the pool boy . He caught his wife fucking the pool boy but ... they didnt wear condoms.

Anyways yeah underwater lube and for best results a k a feeling anything at all underwater put some on your dick before you put the condom on . Just a little, a little little .
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Postby Guest » Tue Nov 18, 2008 10:54 pm

PC, at your age it's impressive that you can even get it up when a girl isn't in the room..but I thought all you old folks used viagra?
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Postby Guest » Tue Nov 18, 2008 11:42 pm

It gets the best of us sometimes.. i'm assumeing the alcohol and heat from the hot tub elevated your blood pressure all around and maybe lasted just enough for you to pop her in the tub.. but i'm not scientist.. remember styles story about trying to bang the pornstar in the bathroom?

Maybe there is a coorelation with extremely hot woman and our psychological thinking of them.. who knows.
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Postby Guest » Wed Nov 19, 2008 9:25 am

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I really think it has more to do with how tired I was. Lack of sleep in the past two days. And my diet was shitty in those two days I took in very little calories.
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I've gotten real big into working out since my wreck this summer and I've seen first hand how important diet and sleep are to physical activity(sex included ;-) ). On days I haven't ate or slept enough, I can't get through my exercises as easily so I could see how you might have some sexual dysfunction! Better luck next time big baller!
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Postby Guest » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:10 am

hey gratz on gettin her PC.
Funny FR!
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Postby Guest » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:43 pm

I agree with the statement that what's his name made too.

PC, you are definately a homo! hahaha.

Don't worry brother it has happened to me more times than I want to admit. Like twice in the family restroom at Edgefest You remember that girl Valerie??? Lol. She said "Your too young to get whiskey dick" But that was after polishing a whole bottle off between the two of us in an hour or so... Good Times nonetheless.....

Good Job...

Did PP not have as good a story as you from that night???
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