Picture me Rolling...

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I turn onto Preston, I am almost home.

Yeah I am being careful as I have had a few drinks this evening. And on top of that I had a lengthy conversation regarding DWI's with Ratio only a week earlier.

There he is sitting on the side of the road just waiting to pull someone over. I look down and check my speed. Shit I am going 5 under that isn't good. I pass the cop and he immediately takes off and gets behind me. FUCK!!!! I am getting a little nervous because there is now a 95% chance he is pulling me over. It's B.S. What could he possibly have on me to pull me over. I wasn't speeding. He can't see anything as far as inspection or registration. I switch lanes and pass the guy who is in front of me. I do this on purpose as he knows that I know that he is behind me. I figure if you were worried about getting pulled over you wouldn't increase your speed with a 5.0 behind you. He gets right on my ass and bam there go the lights. I am getting pulled over.

I keep a tube of tooth paste in my car and immediately take two huge swabs to remove any alcohol odor. I drink a shit load of water. I am a little jittery thinking fuck am I going to jail. I had a decent buzz going. I certainly wasn't drunk feeling but what Ratio told me this doesn't mean shit. Even if I had a .02 blood alcohol level I could get arrested for a DWI. I get my shit ready so I can hand him everything when he walks up.

Now see I know I am getting pulled over for no other reason then it's 2:00 AM and he probably thinks I am some thug based on my car. If I hadn't had a single drink I would have been the biggest dick to this cop. But no I have to be nice and respectful. In fact I don't even ask why I am being pulled over. All I am thinking about is how can I act in a manner that he doesn't ask me to exit my car. But then after about 45 seconds of him saying blah blah I go...so what is the deal??

He lets me know he pulled me over because my license plate light was out. That now makes the second time I have been pulled over for this reason. The first time I was completely sober however it was also at 2. The cop pulls me over and says my light was out. I ask is it out now? He goes nope. I turn into a major dick and get into my car and leave. He can't do shit. Ohh and I let him know that it was complete bullshit that he pulled me over. But now is different. I am a little tipsy. I can't do shit and risk getting arrested.

I hate cops. They don't abide by their governing rules. They just look for any reason to harrass the public. I ask this cop so my license plate lights are out? He goes well they were 5 minutes ago. I chuckle inside because I know damn well he just wanted to pull me over. I don't question anymore and he goes you are free to go. I get home and pull into my circle drive. I get out of my car and step back to view the back of my car. My license plate is illuminated as if the sun itself is shining on it. Fucking PIG!

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HAHA!!!! Don't Drive Drunk!!!

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lmao most cops are dicks man. It's really hard to find a cop who is hard working and actually try to work for the public. I've been pulled over by a cop because I had a sticker on my registration. I asked the cop, "what? sticker? what kidn of sticker?" I later on found out he meant a "frame".... It was a skinny little frame around the registration that said "Toyota of Richardson" LMAO!!! He didn't know the word "frame' and called it a "sticker!" Of course, I was confused as hell when he told me sticker.

Anyways glad u didn't get arrested or in trouble.

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Ha! The last 2 times I was pulled over it was for completely ridiculous reasons. I was at the beer store at midnight wearing my Sailors cap. Cop pulled me over probably because he thought I was already drunk due to my attire. I hadn't had a single drop of alcohol. I was also pulled over for pulling into a parking lot to turn around. TO TURN AROUND.

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Got pulled over about a month ago playercool for the same thing. Cop pulled me over because he said my license plate light was too dim! I mean seriously...wth! He let me go and it took everything I had to bite my tongue. I hadn't been drinking, i was going to Whataburger for God sake's!

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I used to drive home from work fairly late through a city with bored cops.

I actually got used to getting pulled over because, at the time, I had a shitty car and they probably thought I was some kind of minority.
After wasting a good 30 minutes of my time, they'd let me go.

This happened to me on 2 occasions in the same city....

Their reasoning was always bullshit. The first time, the cop tailgated me (and his lights where so bright, I couldn't see that he was a cop). I actually moved over (nicely) so that he could pass me, but he moved right over behind me and tailgated me again.
At that point, I thought he was just a douche trying to fuck with me, so I changed lanes quickly and braked hard so that he'd zoom past me before having the chance to pull behind me again.

He pulled me over for not using a turn signal when changing lanes.

The other time I got pulled over for a break-light being out....which might have been true, but he let me go as soon as he came up to the window and saw that I wasn't mexican.

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Hahahahah!!

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he didnt mention ur missing side mirror?
if this was me i'd be going to jail 100%

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I wrote a book about DWI and the bullshit cops and MADD." Drinking and Driving War in America"

[url]http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Drinking-And-Driving-War-In-America/Chris-Overbey/e/9781411670228[/url]

If yall want a copy I will upload it somewhere in PDF

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he didnt mention ur missing side mirror?
if this was me i'd be going to jail 100%
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Nope that is not a ticketable offense.

As long as you have one mirror that you can see behind your vehicle your car will pass inspection.