My Labor Day Weekend!

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Because stories are always better with pictures! This is my girl "Sinnamon".

My weekend was probably one of my top 5 wildest times I've ever had in my life with the opposite sex.

FRIDAY NT:
It started off at a bar where a buddy and I were going to eat and have a few drinks. He knew 2 girls that were supposed to show up. Well there ends up being 5 girls show up and they are all solid 8's. We converse, drink, bs, flirt, drink and it escalates from there. At one point I get up to go to the bathroom at the same time 3 of these girls do. There is a line into the womens so I talk these girls into using the mens restroom and I'll guard the door and keep them safe!!! heeeheee :-) I got no clue what I told them but they are laughing non stop trying to pee and I'm keeping all the guys out.

While I"m playing flirty bathroom attendant, my date(Sinnamon for the night walks in and at the same time these 3 girls walk out of the bathroom with big smiles and one of them puts her hands on my face and says thanks sexy. I play it off like it was nothing and I was just being a friendly gentleman!

We all go back to our table, I proceed to do the whole dirty dancing with Sinnamon and pour on the full PDA with her. Shes into that and it got so hot I"m suprised they didn't ask us to leave.

The whole time I'm trying to spur a relationship between Sinnamon and these other girls. You see my little Sinnamon likes girls a lot! I knew she liked blondes with big tatta's so thats the one I work the hardest for. I know that kino is on your side so I tried to pull these girls close to initiate contact. Hahaha it was working!

So closing time rolls around and these girls are primed on the fun juice and like the player I get accused of being I see an opportunity here! So I tell everybody we need to go party at my house. Then one of the girls says we can go to her house in north Plano and all get in the pool!!!! ooooohhhhh yeah. My peepee is at 12 o'clock now!

We roll up to this hooker's house and its about a $400K crib with a swimming pool and hottub landscaped with lots of rock complete with a waterfall. So here my homeboy and I are, with 5 girls sitting poolside. A few have their feet in the water but nobody wants to make that first move and actually get naked in the pool.

Well you guessed it UncleHOwie takes his little Sinnamon and asks her if shes ready to get in. Sinnamon whispers back and says yeah I think so but I'm kind of nervous. So I take her down to the other end of the pool where there is no light and we strip down. I tell her, you just watch as soon as we get in, everybody else will join us!!!! Sure as hell did too. So before you know it we've got a pool full of naked hotties!

After about an hour its just me, homeboy, Sinnamon, and that blonde with big tatta’s. Blondie is bent over the waterfall with her nice healthy ass/puss in full display! Sinnamon wants to zoom in for a closeup. So we do and oh god its nice! Next thing you know these girls are making out right there in front of us.

Next we are in my truck ready to go and out comes Blondie with nothing but her towel on. Shes got her big D’s pressed up against the window of my truck. Next thing shes flashing this car that drives by.

SATURDAY/SUNDAY:

Homeboy, Sinnamon, and I venture up to Lake TeXXXoma for a visit to Party Island. If you fools haven’t sarged there you really need to. It might just be the promise land!

To keep this story from getting too long, I’m going to shorten it up and just tell you the wild shit that transpired with me and Sinnamon.

We are walking through all the boats tied up together and they are throwing jealous shots at us so we make some new friends and next thing you know Sinnamon is licking jello shots off this girls tits while we are holding her up in the water. IF that wasn’t enough the girl goes over to the edge of the boat, spreads her legs, and pulls her bikini bottoms to the side and Sinnamon burries her face in this girls puss.

Later on that day I’m fucking Sinnamon in the water. She knows there is a boat of guys watching from about 50feet away and is turned on by it. I paint her a pearl necklace and get a standing ovation from these fools as she waves to them! Lmfao this shit was crazy.

Later on that night after Sinnamon comes down from being high on “fun juice” she flips a switch and almost goes bi-polar on me. She starts throwing all sorts of insane accusations at me. After 45minutes I’ve got it smoothed over and shes ready for makeup sex. We find a secluded spot on the beach and go at it.

The next day I get accused of flirting with our waitress and then its another episode of bi-polarness coming out that I have to bitch slap that hooker for. I talked her into staying the night but this time shes got it in her head that I’m a player and so are my friends. I’m also too flirtatious with other women for her. She is very super highly jealous I found out also.

This girl was only a stripper for a short period of time but she might as well been in the biz for years because shes about as fucked up as the rest of them and the scenario played out the same. One thing for sure the girl is the freakiest and hottest hooker I”ve ever been with and she is a blast to party with. Also probably some of the best sex I’ve had. But like the old saying goes, good things don’t last for ever.

I’m going to miss this little freak.

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Being the romantic personality that I am, I was getting attached to her. And her leaving me was a little difficult. I actually found a girl I really enjoyed(except for her bipolar) and was willing to have just one girl.

BUT then when she quits respecting her pimp I'm thinking you are just like all the other hookers I've known. Fuck this being loyal to you sluts. They sure as hell don't respect you. They call me a fucking player well I"m going to start living up to my reputation. Find'em, fuck'em, and forget'em. I'm all about depth in my relationships but I'm not going to be the one standing alone with no girl. I fucking like women too damn much to go with out.

These hotties have all got 5 guys standing in line waiting on them to break up with whomever they are with. It doesn't work the same for guys. We have to get out and hustle these honies and it takes a few weeks before you got one ready and in shape.

Women are the biggest natural born players there ever was!

Until they can respect me I'm not respecting them. I've been fucked by bitches games before. My fucking "open-ness" with my feelings always fucks me. My exwife even tells me I'm too honest and open and people take advantage of that.

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BTW if you guys got any tips on how to have 2-3 girlfriends at once let me know???? I do know that myspace had a lot to do with the demise of this one. Myspace works good when you first get to know girls because you can show you are a desirable man but then after you start to get a little serious they use all that shit against you. fucking h(o)(o)kers.

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You let them know you enjoy them, but you're"not in a place for a serious relationship right now."
You set the expectations early on, otheriwse things can get sticky.
Keep them as a FB, and they should stay around for a couple months in most cases.

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WOW unclehowie!!! She's good looking! :D
TEACH ME!!!!!! :D
btw you got a boat too? dam u balla!!

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Great Post!!!

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Isn't this classic.

Howie is a nice guy. He originally pulled the girl in some manner that we don't know. Instead of being an asshole he is super nice. All this girl ever wanted was a nice guy who wasn't an asshole at all. Then bam she goes wacky and writes Howie off because he is too nice.

Nice report man and from what I can see that girl looks pretty good. I would gladly bend her over as well.

You want a few girlfriends?

Let her know straight up I have no interest in a relationship. Whether you do or don't this statement is so fucking powerful. For one it puts her at ease. Two it makes her pursue you. Yes psychologically this messes with her. People want what they can't have.

You gotta be at least a little bit of an asshole. She should be saying half heartidly(sp>?) "Howie you're such an asshole" every once in a while. Deep down she knows you are a nice guy but you don't always show it. You are not a pushover!!

Get away from crazy ass strippers...they might be fun for a while but YES they are fucked in the head!

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Unclie Howie...

Great post.. good times. Where was my invite. :)

J/K...anyways only hung out with you once at a meetup, you do come across as a nce guy, i'm interested in seeing this game in action!

i can balance 2 maybe 3 at a time...so any tips you find out please pass along. I can balance 3 at a time, but between washing sheets, keeping toothbrushes straight, interim meetup text game, i really don't see any way to keep more on the hook realistically for more than several weeks. and yes myspace has f-ed up me more than once.

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LMFAO @ TopDog, "keeping toothbrushes straight"...you dirty whore!

Whenever I issue a new toothbrush to a girl I also give them some "puffy paint" and tell them to write their name on it! hahahahaaaa

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Playercool has got it exactly right. I did a lot of nice things for this girl and saved her several hundred bucks on some car repairs. She told me her last boyfriend would never do the things I did for her. WEll guess what????? The little hooker is back with her last boyfriend.

She called me a couple days ago and I ignored her. Well as usual ignoring these girls makes them work harder. Now the freaky nut is calling/texting more than she ever did when we were an item!!!! I told her last night that I really miss sleeping with her! :-) And she goes "yeah but we can't do that anymore.......maybe we can in a week tho, we'll see!" I'm like WTF ho???? She's either playing me to keep me as a friend or keeping me around because she's not so confident that her exboyfriend shes back with will work out. I told her I don't need any women that are "just" friends!

Silly bitches, trix are for kids. I got a feeling this one will be back.