Random Thoughts from the Bull

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SNA reports anyone (same night anal)? lol

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That's not cum and excitement.. that's sickness and diahrea.

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Long story short. Picked up a 19 year old girl at a dance club. Came over to my apt after close. Fucked her in the ass maybe 10 minutes after she came over. Even before I fucked her pussy or mouth. And she was an anal virgin.

Urban Lion Strikes Again *Lion Noises*

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How do you guys approach the anal issue? Do you ask ask her, say that you want to in the moment or just go for it? From what I understand you need a shitload of lube and that seems not very spontaneous

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Haha just keep some lube near your bed.

Yeah just transition into it. Some girls won't do it no matter what. But if you come across a girl who is good in bed there is a high probibility she will be down for it.

Here is what I would say:

I want to fuck you in your ass. If you don't want to be that bold then just say (while you are fucking) do you like anal.

Here answer:

Yes
No
Never done it

From there you can just say...we should do it.

Yeah you need a shit load of lube. Also the chick has to be down for it. She needs to relax otherwise it will be very painful for her. Hell it will be painful for her no matter what hahhahaha. Also let her control how far you go in at first. That usually helps if she is in control during that phase. Once it is going in ok you can take over.

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WARNING! This is a pretty nasty story...

Once while I was traveling on business, I picked up a chick and took her back to my hotel room. I fucked her in the ass and she shit all over me, like nasty black shit. She was fucking horrified, so I told her it was no big deal, we hopped in the shower, then when we got out we went to the other bed and I finished what we started. I mean she was empty so no worries about the poop train...

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Reminds me of the infamous Tucker Max buttsex story.

[url]http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml#278[/url]

(if you can handle the nasty...its a little funny)

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Yeah, I read that one too...Tucker is funny as fuck!!!

My favorite was when he got that chick to give him a BJ while he as taking a shit.

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Unless a chic has had buttsex before I wouldn't go plowing in there with your love tool. Try a finger and work your way up.....hell if your dick is little then drop anchor!

I was doing a chic a week ago and kept a finger pressed against her ass. I kept looking for ioi's to pursue it further but never got it and I didn't feel like bringing it up righ there. She didn't try to stop it either. Who knows. She's not a nasty freak like me.

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I also appreciate the full menu.