Don't want to fuck this up again

[Guest]

Okay, last time I fucked a girl for an SNL that I wanted to keep in contact with I fucked it up by putting the girl into a girlfriend frame (this is the girl from LR: Sex Outside the Bar). I would like to turn the girl from last night (LR: Um...Are You Serious!?--posted in the lounge) into a fuck buddy.

Here is the background. She lives 45 minutes away, she is getting out of a shitty relationship, she likes classic rock. That is all I know about her. I have her number and we both mentioned 'doing it again.' She told me that I hadn't seen anything yet and said that she loves sex. Where should I go from here? Thanks!

[Guest]

Why?

Why would you EVER have sex again with a chick that doesn't give head?

I've actually STOPPED sex with chicks before because they wouldn't give head. Life is too short not to have her yummy down on my hot man chicken.

[Guest]

Haha, because I will still take the sex ;)

[Guest]

On one side I agree with BR. Only one of my lays in my life didn't also blow me. And yes I am upset about that hahah.

On the other side I once had this FB. She was so against BJ's. I'm sure she was lieing but she said she had only blown like 2 guys her whole life. Well long story short this girl started blowing me all the time. It was pretty common that we would fuck and then she would finish me with her mouth. So with that said you might be able to turn this girl into a head monster.

Basically just treat this girl like a little slut. IMO she is one. I mean come on 10 minutes? Hahah that still cracks me up.

ONLY call this girl for a lay. For example after midnight or later on the weekends when it is getting close to closing time. She will know exactly why you are calling. Or you can just get bold and say lets fuck. I used to treat a FB like this. She kinda hated it but she knew where she stood.

Eventually you guys can build a little rapport but try to make this after you nail her again. Most FB's you are going to get to know a little and have to spend some amount of time with. It is inevitable that you will get to know her on some level.

One last thing. If you do start nailing her make sure you give it to her good. Fuck the living shit outta her. Since you too are just a FB make sure it is good so she keeps coming around.

[Guest]

I will definately try that. I should probably text her so she has my number though. Maybe something funny and then the next time for sex. The only other issue is that she lives 45 minutes away so that may hurt the last minute call idea. Anyway, thanks for the advice!

[Guest]

[quote1214720866=Sal Paradise]
... The only other issue is that she lives 45 minutes away...[/quote1214720866]

Acronym of the day:

She's close to being what I call a "G. U. D."

Geographically UnDesirable.