Smoking or Non-Smoking

[Guest]

Is it better to sarge as a smoker or a non-smoker?

I smoke only when I drink and when I smoke I can talk to anybody.

[Guest]

No woman is going to not like you because you don't smoke.

Some women won't like you because you smoke.

So basically you might be shrinking your field by a small percentage. I would never date a girl who smoked. It is so nasty. I would however nail a girl who smoked. I make them brush their teeth before I kiss them though. It is hilarious but they always do it.

[Guest]

Studies show that smokers are sluts...

I like smokers.

When I smoke I haven't had a chick not lke me for it, usually they ask if I always smoke and I tell them:

"yes, but it's usually crack...this will do for now I suppose."

They always laugh, then I tell them the truth...I only smoke when I drink, then I put it out or walk away and finish it.

[Guest]

well.. I don't really enjoy it.. and try to stay away from it.. but i have approached 2 girls smoking before..

haha.. one time I approached a set.. was saying "Hey.. guys wa.. (notices cigs in hand) Oh.. thevermind*walks off*" lol it was priceless

[Guest]

I don't approach smokers, but that's not the question at hand.

Smoking kind of has a double standard for men/women. Just like damn near every other social standard, men get away with tons more. Lots of anti-smoking women will overlook this habit for a 'good' guy.

Now, note that I've never smoked...so my opinion isn't exactly the most scientifically proven. I know what I see/hear from my girls.

[Guest]

smokers should insult a chick smoking saying how only losers and sexually easy people smoke then light up.

non smokers can ask if they can have a smoke then put it in your mouth and wait for chicks to light it. when they try say how disgusting smoking is then use an opener.

but hey, what do i know...

[Guest]

Thanks....

"Smokers are sluts"... I will keep that in mind.

[Guest]

Forget smoking. Smoking is bad for you. Try some of this instead!

Words by Robert Earl Keen

Now, I went out last Sunday with my little Mary-Ann
She said please stay still Monday, and grabbed me by my can
She laid a big one on me, suprised me with her tongue,
But her surprise was waitin' there, between my cheek and gum.

Chorus:
Copenhagen, what a wad of flavor.
Copenhagen, you can see it in my smile.
Copenhagen, do yourself a favor.
Chew Copenhagen, drive them pretty girls wild.

So I went to the movies with my little Peggy-Sue,
I had my dip there in my lip just like I always do.
She didn't know that I was spittin' in my Coca-Cola cup,
She took a great big swoller' and threw her popcorn up! Oh!

Chorus:

The moral of this story is so very sad but true.
If you stay 'till breakfast friend, they'll want to marry you.
So try my little method and I promise you no doubt
Dip some Copenhagen if you want to snuff 'em out.
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[Guest]

Those bouncing boobs are hypnotisizing.