Online Sarge.

[Guest]

Bad idea or not, it was a brilliant one. Props.

[Guest]

I don't know about "brilliant." That would be something that worked! But, I guess it was outside of the box.

[Guest]

Its a fantastic idea. You need to refine it more.

Don't give up. Even "creepy" reponses are responses. How can we make it "funny" instead of "creepy"?

Maybe it gets weirder and weirder...

"My husband in Bangledesh beats me because I do this job. Please. I beg you respond to Mr Scoundrel so he can pay me."

Ok that's a litle over the top. How about...

"Mr Scoundrel has decided to cut my wages from 50 cents and hour to 40 cents an hour because he's needing my services less and less now. He's now dating a few really pretty American girls. And they seem to be having lots of fun. I'm sure my job will be phased out soon."

Or you should recognize this from the community...

"I have two slots available for Mr Scoundrel's bootcamp. Sign up now and you won't miss out. Imagine meeting Mr Scoundrel for coffee and how much fun the two of you will be having."

:)

[Guest]

"Mister Scoundrel is looking for students to teach his new continual orgasam tantric sex techniques. Applicants must be in good health and able to withstand four to six hours of continual orgasm"

[Guest]

Really, that is the entire point of online sarging, and in fact, sarging in general: Having fun. I've had so little success with online sarging that nowadays, what I do is for my own amusement more than anything else, and I'm perfectly okay with that.

[Guest]

Okay, you guys have me rolling on the floor! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Being called creepy is just a soft spot for me.

[Guest]

When I was at UofA, they would publish a list of all the new inducties of whatever sorority.

I would get all the names & find their respective email addresses and send out a mass email BCCing all the members.

"Hi, I just wanted to let you know that it's my humble opinion that you are by far the most beautiful creature that has ever walked the earth."

I got a lot of positive responses. Some girls thought it was hillarous that I would do that. One girl really started to like me before I fucked it up with my AFCness. When I told them I just mass emailed all the Tri-delts (or whatever) They all wanted to know if it worked...This is where I should have pulled out my favorite PUA tactic--The Lie.

I remember them all being so disapointed when I told them it didn't work...now I know why.

I know most here wouldn't advise the mass emailing college sorority freshmen tactic, but I sure as hell do. If I had ASF skills then I could have hooked up with several of those girls.

Westfall

[Guest]

Mass emailing is the same as doing mass approaches.

[Guest]

[quote="Scoundrel"]Mass emailing is the same as doing mass approaches.[/quote]

If I open a 200 lb girl, is that a mass approach?

WF

[Guest]

*Slaps Westfall*