Use of technique in AIM conversation

[Guest]

Here is a conversation which I had with a girl I have met once in LA. We haven?t really talked in a long time, but I?m due to visit LA soon and decided to see what she is up to. I think this conversation is a pretty good example of C&F, and use of hoops to make her qualify herself. Also, some of the lines I used here should be familiar to you if you attended that improve comedy seminar. I basically just combined 3 routines with the same subject matter that I got from some forums online. Though it is true that it is better to make up your material, I try to mix up my own material with some canned lines. I will need a lot more skill to be 100% original, and right now I want to concentrate on learning the entire process and not just getting stuck at trying originality. You can see how the response she gives is good because she laughs and gives input after every question.

Her: hey babee
Her: how are you
Her: when are you coming to visit LA?..=]
Me: Not bad!
Me: Going to come around my b-day
Me: so thats around July 13th
Her: aww thats awesomee
Her: where are you staying?
Me: hmm.. somewhere in LA =)
Me: Hey V.. let me ask you a weird question!
Her: suree
Her: =]
Me: Would you ever have sex with Jesus?
Her: it better be close to RB or hollywood or something
Her: LOL
Her: Like ok
Her: umm.. probably not.
Her: i would have to much responcibilty lol
Me: It's the year 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you.. he orders you a water and turns it into wine.. would you sex him up?
Her: bc he owuld only have sex with me for one reason... to make some spiritual leader. He doesnt have a history of pimping around for fun lol
Her: nopeee
Me: Damn..
Me: I was on a spree
Me: most girls would infact have sex with Jesus
Her: jahhaa
Her: has any one eslse said yesS?
Me: like 90% would
Her: HAHA
Her: WOWW
Her: interesting stas
Me: its because he represents that thing that girls want
Me: he has strong personality.. strong morals
Me: he is a leader of men
Me: and women
Me: so naturally women want him =) 2007 years later
Her: hahaa.. not me
Her: im an interesting exception
Me: yah
Me: Some girl is like "would YOU have sex with Jesus"
Her: i dont like the common things that girls want in a man
Me: I said "Hell yah, i'm gay, and if I wasn't i'd have sex with you!"
Me: real dumb question =)
Her: hhahaaa
Me: You don't like the common things??
Me: Ok well let me ask you this
Me: Would you date a guy in a wheelchair?
Her: hmmmm.. probably not
Her: realistically speaking
Me: What if it was a really cool wheelchair.. like made out of gold.. with spinners on it??
Her: if i were to date a guy.. fall in love with him..spent many years together.. and he became paralized.. then i would be with him
Her: LOL
Her: NO
Her: haahahh
Me: Jesus V. you are so shallow
Me: Wouldn't do Jesus or a disabled awesome guy.
Her: lool
Her: i wouldddddddddddddd if i was together with him already lool
Her: goshh
Her: lol
Me: Yah Yah.. you already messed up. you can never change my mind and make me think you are not shallow =)
Her: lol
Her: i know you dont think i am... i dont believe your bullying lol
Me: Aaaahumm.. sure
Me: How about a mercy fuck? do you believe in those?
Me: Like a poor mentally disabled person who loves sex, but never had it... would you be merciful?
Her: noope..
Her: im not like that thoughh.. lol
Her: sooory
Her: i kind of feel bad
Her: ahaha
Me: Well you ALMOST passed.
Me: I'll give you 2 cool points
Her: haha.. y thankyou
Her: i feel privelaged
Her: =]
Me: Good.
Me: But don't tell anyone
Me: Today is a special day, and i'm extra nice with my cool points.
- [b]Credit to Sayber for the ?I?m not always this nice? line.[/b]
Her: AHHA
Her: ok...
Her: what can i get with these cool points?
Her: lol
Her: an m3 .... aqua blue?
Her: =]]
Me: haha!
Me: You wish.
Me: i'll let you know what you can get with those cool points later.. maybe when I visit.. maybe not.
Her: ughh

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Comments are welcome. The conversation is kind of long, and ends with her telling me about all the awesome things she is going to show me when i'm there.

[Guest]

from the first word i can see if you just keep on what you're doing then you'll be good. lots of typos tho must be a blonde.

[Guest]

I will give two points for your good convo...