To The Guy Last Night And If I Ever Hear This Shit Again

[Tribulus1000]

Some Guy last night turns to me...

I happened to be wearing a black shirt.

He goes "Take a look around you.....everybody is wearing black...how are you supposed to stand out?"

I turned to that guy and said "Oh you didn't get the memo? Its black shirt day."

What I wanted to say, and I WILL BE saying this to any chicken shit pussy ass guy who makes a stupid ass comment to me about shirts, colognes, shoes, cars, etc. is the following....

Stop being a pussy ass chicken shit. You know and I know and everybody in here knows that you want to talk to girls. So do it. There's nothing stopping you.
They can't see your car, they don't care about your shirt, your shoes or how many $$$ you got in your tiny bank account. You are not Donald Trump so don't act like it.
Whatever you think is gonna make the difference will not make the difference. Actually there is something that will make the difference, its called PERSONALITY!!
Now get your ass over there and talk to those girls.

For him and for everybody...if I hear any more doofus shit out in the bars ever again, that person will incur my wrath.

Another time I was out, I ran into this off duty cop and he was acting like a player. He tells me "I've fucked girls like that." (She was a stripper). He said "Well, tonight we're gonna see...we're gonna have some fun and bust some balls".
After hearing that, I said "Whoa Ho! Bust some balls....wow...Ok dude, let's see you bust some balls. I gotta see this. Go talk to that girl."
And he wouldn't do it.

So watch out guys. I'm serious. I don't go out at night that much but if I ever hear someone complaining or boasting to me about stupid crap like this, you can expect me to call bullshit on it.

First of all, I don't give a shit. I'll tell you straight up that you're being an EXCUSER.
And excuser by definition.....

ex·cuse
tr.v. ex·cused, ex·cus·ing, ex·cus·es
1.
a. To explain (a fault or an offense) in the hope of being forgiven or understood: He arrived late and excused his tardiness in a flimsy manner.
b. To apologize for (oneself) for an act that could cause offense: She excused herself for being late.
2.
a. To grant pardon to; forgive: We quickly excused the latecomer.
b. To make allowance for; overlook: Readers must excuse the author's youth and inexperience. See Synonyms at forgive.
3. To serve as justification for: Brilliance does not excuse bad manners.
4. To free, as from an obligation or duty; exempt: In my state, physicians and lawyers are excused from jury duty.
5. To give permission to leave; release: The child ate quickly and asked to be excused.

The closest definiton to this is #1b. to apologize for (oneself) for an act that could cause offense

So don't be an excuser. Don't excuse yourself from doing anything that you really want to do and come up with an excuse for not doing.

I'm done.

[Gamble]

Next time I see you I'm gonna get you to call me out and then I'll actually talk to her, lmao...

And I love black shirts...

[Tribulus1000]

Next time I see you I'm gonna get you to call me out and then I'll actually talk to her, lmao...

And I love black shirts...

Actually this is not directed at anyone on here. That's just a figure of speech and I don't really believe that you or any of the other guys on here (anyone who has read some material) has these tendencies.

[Scoundrel]

I really liked the joke about the memo.