Facebook wall

[Scoundrel]

Here are a couple of things I've posted on chicks facebook walls.

Look, this has got to stop. You are sending me something like 50 emails a day! My in box is stuffed full. You're cute and all, but it's just not going to happen between us. Can't we just be friends?

This chick is so lame! She showed up at my place, drunk in the middle of the night demanding to be satisfied. She was so loud it woke up the people next door! Then she ate all the food in my fridge, peed on my rug and spent the rest of the night singing Lady Gaga songs and watching Harry Potter movies.

This woman is a freaking psycho! Sure she's cute and sharp as a needle. A great smile and a wicked sense of humor. But what does that mean when she knocks on your door at three AM holding a live chicken in one hand and a jar of peach preserves in the other saying "we're doing something different tonight."

[Dead Poet]

love the last one.

[Scoundrel]

Here's another one:


(best pimp voice) Yo girl, you so special I would wake up extra early and pour you a bowl of count chocula and I'ma pull out some of da oat pieces so you gets more marshmallow flavor. I'ma change da oat to marshmallow ratio for you girl.

[Scoundrel]

And another one

So sorry you couldn't get that sex change operation this year. I know it must hurt being trapped in there. Maybe 2010 will be your year to lose that penis.

[sweetdaddy]

lol