Adventures in MySpace: Target-1

[dubya]

The following started last night and the last post was made about an hour ago. My account has been inactive since the day I created it until last night when other Shreveport PUAs convinced me to play with some MySpace game. This was not the first girl I messaged but it is the first one that hooked. I will post the others as time permits. AS well I'll post any follow ups to this. Most of this happened before I put a photo up on my account.



From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 17, 2008 10:10 PM
What kind of a dork is on MYSPACE on a Saturday night?



From: ..Target-1
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Date: May 17, 2008 5:51 PM


Obviously a real one. I'm normally working and don't do the whole club scene....i hate walking into a bar alone, and I spent the evening with my godkids blowing bubbles and giving them baths.
.. It wasn't all bad!
From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 17, 2008 10:10 PM

Ah... Yeah I was planning on going out tonight myself but my friend I was going with got sick so I decided to stay in. I understand how you feel about going to bars alone. It's never as much fun as when you're with a group of friends. It sounds like you had fun with the kids though. I have two nieces and a nephew that drive everyone insane. I hate laughing at the things they and do but sometimes I can't help it. Maybe I'm irresponsible and let them get away with too much but their is a mischievous side to my personality that truely enjoys them. Maybe its like that with everyone? We're all just five year olds on the inside pretending we're adults.

My name is Caragio... How are you?

From: ..Target-1
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Date: May 17, 2008 6:00 PM


So how come your online on a saturday night?

From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 17, 2008 10:10 PM



Ha ha... I thought you overlooked that...

You're still a dork but I guess less of one then I thought...

From: ..Target-1
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Date: May 17, 2008 6:18 PM


lol i'll take that as a compliment!
From: ..Target-1
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Date: May 17, 2008 6:44 PM


He's great! Um I like to think of myself as a pretty cool person. But 3 words to describe me 'eh? Caring,Honest,Supergurl Yep.

From: ..Target-1
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Date: May 17, 2008 6:44 PM


He's great! Um I like to think of myself as a pretty cool person. But 3 words to describe me 'eh? Caring,Honest,Supergurl Yep.

From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 17, 2008 10:52 PM


Supergurl or superdork?
I'm kidding ... you sound like a very compassionate person.
Now of those three words which one do you feel best describes you?


From: ..Target-1
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Date: May 17, 2008 6:58 PM


Some days I feel like SuperDork. I am a pretty compassionate person most days. More so towards animals than people. HaHa. Out of those 3 words I would normally say it depends on the day. I'm a pretty damned honest person. More so than caring unless your close to me. But yet I'm SuperGurl all the way! I handle everything that is thrown on me and continue to throw myself head first into anything. SuperGurl is caring and honest and everything great so that would be the word to most describe me. Plus I have it tattooed on the back of my neck. lol. You take forever to write back to an email, you know that? Tell me about you...What kind of things are you into? Looks? Interests? Your 3 words?


From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 17, 2008 11:55 PM



I didn't know I was being timed... ha ha....
Suprergurl is supercool... and superdorky...

Best three words to describe me are....

Asshole, adventoruous and axe murderer... (oops.. I mean funny... yes funny)


Of course I look like a Greek god. I like to ride mountain bikes, diving into the woods down a dirt trail, grinding up the hills and dropping hard into the descents. I'm into art and literature. English is actually my major.

What kind of things are you into?

From: ..Target-1
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Date: May 18, 2008 5:39 AM


Well I work alot and I love my job. I'm going back to school with a major in culinary arts and a minor in massage therapy. I love swimming,shooting pool and reading. I spend every sunday with my family.

From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 18, 2008 12:46 PM



Wow, so you can cook me dinner and then give me a good massage... Hi, new best friend!!!
lol.

I like pool but I'm not great at it.
I was actually up at Fast Eddies about two nights ago with three of my friends. It was the first time any of us had been there. Had a pretty good time, especially since my friend got me drunk while I didn't have to pay for anything.

You like to read?
Cool... What kind of books do you read?

From: ..Target-1.
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Date: May 18, 2008 11:44 AM


Aww.. thats so sweet! Too bad it's not for my winning personality. HaHa. I love pool. Shoot all the time....not so good at it but i enjoy it. My fav. movie of all time is Pool Hall Junkies. My brothers and I can quote the whole movie and often do so for no reason. I have only been to fast eddies myself maybe 4 or 5 times over the years. Its been a few months since the last time. I'm actually taking my brothers pool table from him and moving it into my new house so I can start playing more. Like I'm already not that big of a loser right? Yes I love to read. Just about anything really. Depends on my mood. I like the murder mystery type novels. Some history. Some romance...just whatever sounds good. I'm also making my home office kind of into a library also since I have almost a thousand books. So Mr GreeK GoD...what else would you like to know?


From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 18, 2008 5:30 PM



I have never seen Pool Hall Junkies.

If you are doing something you enjoy does that make you a loser? I don't think playing pool or having a pool table will make you a loser. It may confirm your status as a superdork but it doesn't make you any less cool. Besides you could have a lot of fun with that table...

I love girls who are well read and intelligent. I've always loved to read. My room at home looks a lot like a library. The last girl I went out with didn't know who Herman Melville was. I had thought the girl was super-cute but she just wasn't that bright. We were only together for about two months before I broke it off. I guess I need more then just a pretty face to entertain me.

So what else do I want to know.....

What kind of qualities do you look for in a guy?

Are you shaved, trimmed or natural...?

How do you feel during a thunderstorm?

Whats your favorite flavor ice cream?

Would you ever go rock climbing or jump out of an airplane?

Whats the scariest thing you've ever done?

Do you have a favorite book?

And as if this list isn't long enough...
Add three more random things to tell me...



From: ..Target-1.
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Date: May 18, 2008 1:54 PM


You have to watch it! I tracked it down and bought it. I meant that I'd be more of a loser because I'd stay at home more.lol Okay.. I have to admit that the name sounds familiar but I can't place where from about Herman Melville. I don't have a pretty face but I do know how to hold myself well in a conversation. I look for honesty, gotta have a sense of humor! I want someone who knows how to joke at the same time as being serious. I'm honest enough myself to say that looks do factor in, but they also have to have a great personality. I want the whole package! I guess the rest just depends on the guy himself. If you must know I keep myself shaved. Thunderstorms are usually quite peaceful to me and help me sleep until tornados come along. Sometimes during those I get nervous because my mom calls a million times with warnings! lol I don't care for driving in them too often either. Fav. flavor ice cream would have to be my moms homemade butter recipe that tastes just like butter recipe cake batter. I love it!! Store bought would either be king cake or mint chocolate chip. Sometimes I like cookies and cream. haha Rock climbing...I'm not sure about. I'd probably try it if encouraged enough. Sky diving- Hell yes!!! I'm not sure what the scariest thing I've ever done is. I drive fast if im really really upset. Other than that, I'm a pretty cautious person. I don't really have a favorite book right off the top of my head...I could probably go through my own books and point out my top 10 though. And the 3 random things I could say about myself is I have a sock fetish! I love weird socks or toe socks and I barely ever wear real shoes..most of the time its flipflops or slippers. umm...not many people know my fears but I fear I will always feel like I've failed at something or that i'm not good enough. And I fear I'll never be a parent. And # 3 would have to be that my mom and I have never really fought like most parents and children do. So you tell me 3 random things about you....

How would you react if another man was trying to flirt with your gf at a bar?

What is your fav. type of food?

Would you rather take a date out for a fancy dinner or grab a pizza and park down by the lake with a radio on and talk all night?

What is your ideal mate?

How tall are you?

Would you rather have a million dollars and be married to someone you didn't like or not be allowed to have sex for 5 years?



From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 18, 2008 7:48 PM


Wow... Okay this is kind of cool...

I think you do have a pretty face. If I didn't I never would have started this conversation. I also think that the way your hair looks tangled and wet is sexy. Attraction is more then just thinking someone is cute though, you have to be cute and interesting. Cuteness and sexiness are necessary. Thats just enough for me to start talking to you and so far your responses keep making me want to know more. Keep this up and I may become attracted to you.

If you were my gf and another guy in a bar started to flirt with you I would not react at all. I wouldn't have to. I am confident and secure enough in myself that I wouldn't be intimidated by some random stranger.

The only way that I would react is if he was making you feel uncomfortable. This would depend on my mood. I may just do something subtle such as put my arm around you and whisper in your ear to make you laugh and turn toward me. Or... If I wanted to have some fun I may tell the guy he has sexy nipples. Trust me on this... he would not bother you after that... lol.

Favorite food? I like Mexican a lot. However I'm on a low carb diet so I'm avoiding almost everything Mexican. Lately I've been eating a lot of lamb. There is this new place on Youree that I like called Albasha. Its a Greek/Lebanese restaurant. Its really very good, you should try it.

Fancy dinner or pizza by the lake?
Are you trying to get me to ask you out? Maybe even hint at what would be a good first date?
I would rather sit by the lake or the river and share an intimate evening talking and laughing and holding each other all night. There is a place on the mountain bike trail by the river. The trail comes up to a cleared little hill overlooking the river. Its pretty easy to get to from Clyde Fant but you have to wear shoes you don't care about. Its a nice wide open area. I blanket spread out here with a few candles and a picknick basket would make a nice little romantic hide away. I think this is a little too intimate for a first date though. I would probably do something casual like frisbee golf or coffee.

My ideal mate?
I'm still working on that... but, playful, intelligent, and adventurous are qualities I've started to look for. A girl has to be sexy. She should be made to feel sexy. She should be fun to hang out with. She has to smile. A simple smile can be so seductive. She also has to be an individual, not someone who blends in with the masses but someone who is a free thinker. She also has to be accepting of others. I have a very eclectic mix of friends. Many of them in one way or another are outcast. I guess thats something I look for in all my friends... People who don't exactly fit into the standards of others expectations.

I am three feet and nine inches...!
Haha... No I think I'm around 5'6 or something. I don't really know. lol.

Million dollars and married to someone I don't like or no sex for five years?
Wow... Let me break this down into smaller chunks.
Money is not what motivates me. I don't have a problem with making money. I think everyone should be ambitious. But financial wealth is not what I dream about.

I'm not sure that I will ever be married. I haven't yet decided if I actually think marriage is a good idea. I do know that I will never be (or stay) married to someone I do not like. I'm damn sure never having sex with someone I don't like.

Not having sex for five years isn't really a problem.

Now my three random things...
Ralph Waldo Emerson is one of my heroes...
I once built a zigurat out of manila folders, printer labels, tape, glue and spray paint.
I have a guitar but I've never really learned how to play it.

Oh... and yeah, I like when girls keep everything trimmed. Shaved is even better. Seems a little silly though to be talking about this just now.




From: ..Target-1.
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Date: May 18, 2008 5:15 PM
Okay, This is so "You've got mail" of me but I'm really starting to look forward to your emails. You've intrigued me more so than anyone has in quite some time. I'm impressed! Thank you for the compliments. You had the perfect response to the bar ?s. I'm surprised. Albasha huh? Guess I need to make it over that way sometime. And no I'm not trying to get you to ask me out. Just trying to see if you reveal yourself or try to show off. Getting a feel of your personality I guess you could say.

I have a pretty good mix of friends myself. I don't really care for closed minded people. I have a brother that is gay and lots of friends who are musicians. I myself am considered odd by most of the people I know because I randomly say things I feel like saying for no odd reason and I have tattoos! A lot of people still aren't accepting of individualism. I am a very family oriented person and i love them! We talk schmack and are just comfortable with each other. We don't go to church and my brothers are all way different! One is older and settled with a wife and dogs, the next one thinks he's better than everyone else most of the time but he's in iraq right now. Then there is the gay one...who is really into politics and religion and debating. He's very intellectual. Actually all of them are except the younger one. He's presently thinking that he's a cowboy! LoL

I understand that money is needed but it's not something that I strive to achieve. I'm good with being happy with what im doing. But I wish to have my own business. Nothing fancy..just something I can go to and from every day.

I have been married before and in a lot of mens eyes is the major downfall of me. I was married for almost 6 years and we had alot of problems. I stayed with him because I felt like I was a failure at marriage. I finally left him because he got bad off on drugs and I hate drugs with a freaking passion!!!!!!!! I'm better off now. He was still a friend of mine til about a month ago and will continue to be so to an extent but I just can't have him in my life. Im here for him as he would be for me but he's not a very good person anymore. He trys to guilt me by saying its because I left him but he doesn't see that I left him because he didn't love me enough. Sometimes I feel like I wont get married again but I think I will. I'll just know the person better next time before the whole marriage thing. But sex...I can live without sex. I've done so before but if I'm in a relationship...I HAVE to have sex. I'm a very sexual person when I get to that level with someone. I just have to trust them enough first but after that..i'm a freak. And you asked about the shaving thing...All I did was answer your ?s. So what's next dear?

While I'm typing my reply I'm also playing around with Paint.net and a photo I took of myself a few weeks back after I first shaved my head. I made the pic black and white and cropped it how I wanted it. I actually think I look a little goofy in the pic, like I'm half asleep or something. But understand that up until this point she has no idea what I look like.

From: ..Target-1.
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Date: May 18, 2008 6:55 PM

You are quite cute! I like the picture alot.



From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 18, 2008
Funny you mention that about drugs. There was a girl I met a few weeks back at a restaurant I like. She worked there and was our waitress. I got her number and called her the next day. We made plans and went out in the middle of the week for coffee. We go to Starbucks and she says a few things on the way that I thought were weird but I wasn't too bothered by. I'm waiting for my drink when she starts talking about how she had been at this same Starbucks earlier that week when she had done three hits of acid with a friend of hers.

I was completely caught off guard by this. She was a really intelligent girl. She knew a lot about music and literature. Which was one of the reasons I had asked her out. I don't really have time for that kind of shit in my life at the moment. For me the date was technically over at that point but I hung out with her for a little longer because I was still interested in her as a person. We sat and talked for about two hours. I still thought of her as intelligent but I noticed after this that much of what she said was just completely bazaar. I dropped her off afterward and never called her again. I've seen her a few times since... Understand that she was really cute the day I got her number but the drug use is starting to show. This is really sad to me because she is a very intelligent person and I would have liked to have known her better if she wasn't fucking her life up.

I feel pretty much the same as you concerning money. For a while I thought I wanted to own a business. Now my goals are to live an unbelievable life and to write novels which children in school will be forced to read four hundred years after I'm dead...

What happens next isn't entirely up to me. What comes next wae can both decide on. If you want we can hang out sometime later this week and depending on what day is good for you maybe get some coffee. I'm gonna warn you if you pick Wednesday or Thursday I'm gonna ask you to play chess. Any other day will probably be just coffee.



She had logged off before I sent this so I haven't gotten a responce yet.
We'll see what happens.

[dubya]

Creeping aint easy... I may try to take this in another direction, for multiple reasons which I don't want to get into just now...


From: ..HER....
Date: May 19, 2008 12:06 PM


Well damn. Sounds like you had one helluva meeting with this young lady. I'm sorry things didn't work out the way you had hoped but atleast that gives me a small glimmer of hope. HaHa. I don't have time for games or drama or bullshit in my life right now either. This is my time that i'm trying to get myself back together properly after my divorce and get right with myself if that makes any sense at all. I want to improve myself in every way I can and thats what I'm concentrating on. I've dated some this past year but I have the bad habit of finding the riff raff around town. I am planning on owning my own business but as I said, It will be a small one. Mainly ran by me and eventually have my half-sister helping hopefully. She lives with me. She's 15 and just starting high school. Thats why I'm moving next week. I want her in a better school system. I'm trying to look out for her better then her own mother did. My real father will be moving in also because he's retiring and the house is Huge! It's 3535 sqft. Atleast he can help raise her as I help take care of him. My main goal is to live how I live,find a mate and maybe have a child or two...possibly the whole picket fence dream...Sounds nice to me most of the time. I'm just a housewife at heart. Damn, I hate to disappoint you and this will probably take away some of my "cool points" but I don't care for coffee. lol. And I've never learned how to play chess. I actually don't have a day off this week. I help manage multiple stores and it's starting to pick up with the summer season coming on. I'm usually off on wensdays but I gotta work wensday morning and thursday and friday during the day. Saturday morning I'm moving into my new house but sunday i'll be in bossier. Every sunday I'm in bossier. Want to maybe chat on the phone later on ?

From: ..Caragio..
Date: May 19, 2008 8:35 PM


Its been a while since I've had a dull day. That is for sure...

I understand self-improvement and being in a situation where you've realized how much you've screwed up and now have to figure out how to fix it. I was always that guy who was just outside the norm never really sure where he fit into the world. About two years ago I started to actually look inward and try to figure out who I wanted to be. For a while this was a pretty slow process but one in which I learned a great deal. I'm not the same guy I was two years ago, for one thing... he had hair... but I'm no longer trying to fit into anything. This is my world and everyone else has to find a way to fit into it or go somewhere else.

Last year was a pivotal time in my life's evolution. I decided where I wanted to be and made changes in order to head in that direction. I'm now dealing with some of the consequences of those changes but I'm pushing forward anyway.

While we are gaining and losing cool points with every other word... I'm not a picket-fence kind of guy. I'm the kind of guy who will likely be living on a house boat in a couple of years. At the moment I'm not looking for anything too serious because my plans for the future will have me moving around a lot. After I finish with school I will probably be living somewhere in South America, preferably Argentina.

It would be cool to talk on the phone like normal people but I wont be able to call you tonight. When I do call when would be a good time?

Oh, and there is one other thing I'm going to need before I call....... lol.



From: Her
May 19, 2008 5:02 PM

I am assuming you're talking about my #? Ha. I work alot but my cell is always turned on. Anytime is good to call. Day or night...2 am or 5 pm...doesn't matter. I'm always accessible. What is it that you're planning on doing once you're out of school? Argentina 'eh? Sounds nice. Sometimes I wish I could just be carefree and travel around and just live life as it comes. I'm so jealous of that sometimes.I haven't really screwed up in the past. Just want to be better than what I am. This one is going to be short because my sister is begging me to go walking with her even though it's 11pm and we live in the sticks and there are creepy people out there who are stalking me and stole my dogs. Oh well. I'm SuperGurl. I can survive anything. I'll be off and on all night. Hopefully I'll hear back from you or just call me tomorrow if you can. ***-***-****

From: Caragio
May 19, 2008 5:15 PM

See, I knew you were smarter then the average bear...
I'll tell you the story later about the Chinese General who led me to doing this. But... After I finish school I'm going to get an ESL or TOEFL certification so that I can teach English as a second language.

Most likely I will call you tomorrow night. I have a few other things I need to take care of tonight. Be careful with those creepy people... some of them may be as bad as me...

From: Her
May 19, 2008 5:49 PM

Well okay. Chinese general? Sounds interesting. I'm part chinese! I barely speak any though. I work tomorrow evening til 9 so I wont have a signal til about 9:15. I work in the sticks. What all languages do you speak? So you trying to warn me that you're creepy? LoL. Good to know. I'm back from my walk and bored as hell now. Entertain me with your emails....puh puh puh pwease?

From: Me

Unfortunately I'm going to have to go. I have an interview or three in the morning. I will call you tomorrow though.

And yes... I can be a creep... total pervert at times... but only if you're lucky.