Great idea for people with AA or trouble opening with women

[Kit]

I haven't read a lot on this subject so if someone else already wrote about this I am not stealing it. I made this up today while I was at target.

I was walking around, shopping with a cart as to not seem like a guy walking around to pick up women, noticing all the pretty women. I thought, how do I talk to these women.

Then I set myself a goal. When I see a woman I think in my mind 1 to 3 different things I could say to her. I study her, what's in her cart, what she is wearing, what she is looking at, etc. and I try to think of three things I could say to her. I try to think of funny or creative stuff because I want to learn to have quick wit. I think of funny stuff to say all the time but it's always after they walk off. This way I practice thinking of it on the spot but by saying it in my mind I don't risk sounding like an idiot. I then imagine how she might have responded.

While I was doing this some woman (average looks) asked me where the brooms were (I had one in my cart). She said, "Don't laugh at this question, but could you tell me where the brooms are." I responded with, "How could I not laugh at that question." She then started laughing. I said, "I'm kidding, but really a woman should know these things." She kept laughing. Then I said, "Here, let me show you" and I took her to the brooms. She said "thanks" and then started looking at them. Before I walked off I turned back over my shoulder and said, "Hmmm... you're really going to buy one. I thought you were just flirting with me." She laughed again. If she had been my type I would have continued playing but she wasn't.

The point is by me practicing being cocky/funny in my mind for the previous 10 minutes, I was ready to be on stage when this woman opened me. It was awesome. I would have never thought of stuff to say had I not already been doing this in my mind.

Later a woman bumped her cart when trying to move out of my way. I said, "I hope you don't park your car like that." She didn't even crack a smile and said, "Like what?" She was pretty dog ugly so I guess she was too insecure to think it was funny.

The point is that once I did it in my mind a lot it became natural and this all happened within like half an hour of me thinking of the game.

Try it, I think it will work great for those of you that have trouble speaking to strangers in a funny way.

Peace.