by Twitchy » Tue Mar 04, 2008 5:16 pm
OK, I have lived and worked on projects all over the U.S. Here is my take on the cities.....Others feel free to chime in
LA/Orange County:
- Pros - good weather, lots to do (mountains, culture and beach), beautiful women
- Cons - expensive, lots of traffic, smog can become very depressing after a while, fake attitudes
San Diego:
- Pros - very beautiful, best weather in the country, pretty girls
- Cons - very small town feel and boring after a while, expensive
San Jose:
- Pros - pretty
- Cons - no women and lots of geeky-tech guys, as one of my girl friends says "where the odds are good and the goods are odd"
San Fran:
- Pros - beautiful city, lots of culture, plenty to do, very diverse culture
- Cons - expensive, cold weather much of the year, women are average but act like they are way above, expensive
Seattle:
- Pros - very beautiful, not many chain restaurants, lots to do especially if you are outdoorsey, diverse
- Cons - expensive, misty rain much of the time, women are just average looking, small town feel that gets old after a while (same bars, same people)
Las Vegas:
- Pros - lots to do, lots of hot women from all over the world wanting to have fun, relatively inexpensive
- Cons - seedy underside, easy to get sucked into all of the sin the city has to offer, slowest airport on the planet, hot weather
Phoenix/Tuscan
- Pros - one of my favorite cities, hot weather (but dry), hot women, lots of nightlife, inexpensive
- Cons - you are living in the middle of a desert
Minneapolis/St Paul
- Pros - heathiest city in America year after year, inexpensive, Mall of America
- Cons - cold, women are just average looking in general
Chicago
- Pros - lots of culture, young crowd, not pretentious, plenty to do, great restaurants
- Cons - not called the "Windy City" for nothing, lots of alcoholism in the midwest
Kansas City
- Pros - inexpensive, good down home living, remarkable nightlife for a smaller city
- Cons - not much else around, poor city in many areas, bad weather in winter
Dallas/Ft Worth
- Pros - inexpensive, easiest airport to commute out of, hot women
- Cons - only chain restaurants, pretentiousness (Dallas), no culture to speak of (try taking a visitor to tourist spots - there are none except where a President got killed)
Austin
- Pros - hot women, college town, very liberal easy going city, inexpensive, live music capitol of the world, one of my favorite cities
- Cons - horrible traffic, economy not doing well
San Antonio
- Pros - good party town, inexpensive
- Cons - large military and hispanic culture which doesn't mix well with average Joe, poor city, bad traffic, most industry is only hospitality
Houston
- arm pit of America, 'nuff said (sorry Houston guys, not a fan)
Pittsburgh
- Pros - pretty city in many areas, lots of things to do
- Cons - bad weather, not cheap, women are average
Boston
- Pros - very academic, great night life, pretty city, lots to do, plenty of shopping
- Cons - weather, clique-ish, expensive
D.C./Virginia
- Pros - lots to do, plenty of culture, hub of the nation, easy to commute with public transportation
- Cons - expensive, women are average, traffic is bad
Denver/Boulder
- Pros - skiing, beautiful, good nightlife
- Cons - expensive, women are "earthy", flanel is a fashion choice, cold
Miami
- Pros - most beautiful women in the world, lots to do, plenty of culture, great dining
- Cons - very expensive, very fake, very clique-ish
NY
- Pros - culture, shopping, restaurants, fashion hub, tons to do, plenty of jobs, easy to meet people
- Cons - so very expensive, I have not found many hot women in my many travels there although everyone claims they are there, weather, commute, crime
Jacksonville
- Pros - college town, good restaurants, nightlife, pretty girls
- Cons - weather is sticky, poor area outside of city
New Orleans
- Pros - great party city, no inhibitions, great music, great food
- Cons - poor city outside of Bourbon, city not the same since Katrina, crime
Portland
- Pros - good food, pretty city, lots of outdoorsey stuff to do
- Cons - very grungey, poor city, no hot women
Salt Lake City
- Pros - beautiful, clean, low crime, skiing, good restaurants
- Cons - city shuts down at night, very conservative,
Atlanta
- Pros - lots of trees, pretty city, good nightlife, trendy, hot women, party city
- Cons - horrible traffic, expensive, its still the "South" which means difference ethnic backgrounds don't mix well
For different reasons, my favorite cities are Austin, Dallas, Atlanta, San Fran, and Miami.
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