Begin Angry Rant...
MY GOAL IN PU IS TO FIND A REALLY AWESOME GIRL FOR AN LTR, AND I TALK TO AND NUMBER CLOSE A FUCK LOAD OF WOMEN. BUT IT IS EXTREMELY RARE THAT I MEET A GIRL AND I FEEL THERE IS A TRUELY AWEOMSE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US....LIKE I JUST SENSE THAT IT WOULD WORK...AND THAT IF WE DATED, WE WOULD FIND OURSELVES JUST AS INTRIGUED BY EACH OTHER 5 YEARS FROM NOW INSTEAD OF ARGUING OVER OVER WHO DOES THE DISHES AND WORRING ABOUT EACH OTHER CHEATING, WHILE CHEATING OURSELVES.
ALAS YESTERDAY I MET A TRULY AMAZING GIRL, WITHIN MOMENTS OF MEETING HER WE WERE JUST CLICKING, WHICH IS RARE BECAUSE IM SUPER QUIRKY & SHIT....BUT SHE WAS KEEPING UP WITH ME INTELLECTUALLY WHILE WINNING ME OVER WITH HER FEMININE CHARM. I NUMBER CLOSED, SHARED A QUITE INTESNSE MOMENT WHEN WE WERE LOOKING INTO EACH OTHERS EYES, AND THEN WE DREW ON EACH OTHERS ARMS WITH A PERMINATE MARKER.
I REALIZED I REALLY WANTED TO HEAR THIS GIRLS THOUGHTS ON THE COMPLEX PHYSCIOLOGICAL IDEAS THAT I CONSTANTLY TOSS AROUND IN MY HEAD. I WANTED TO DISCUSS RELIGION WITH HER, WHICH IS HER FAVORITE TOPIC.
SHE HAD SMALL BREASTS TOO--A MUST FOR ANY GAL HOPING TO DATE WF. I'M ALMOST CERTAIN SHE WOULDN'T HAVE FLAKED, AND QUITE CONFIDENT THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ANY LMR....THERE RARELY IS WHEN THE CONECTION IS SO GUINUNINE THAT YOU FIND YOURSELVES FACSINATED WITH ONE ANOTHER....
I HAVE HER NUMBER WRITTEN ON A PIECE OF PAPER....WHICH I PROMPTLY LOSE. I'VE SEARCHED MY CAR AND ACTUALLY FOUND 2 OTHER GIRLS NUMBERS THAT I HAD PREV COLLECTED THAT HAD FALLEN INTO THE SEATS....BUT NOT HERS. I SEARCHED EVERY ASHLEY IN SHREVEPORT ON BOTH FACEBOOK AND MYSPACE, BUT DID NOT FIND HER.
I LOSE A LOT OF NUMBERS BUT I AM SUPER PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS ONE BECAUSE PROSPECTIVE LTRS ARE SO EXTREMELY RARE FOR ME...AND THIS WAS A DAMN GOOD PROSPECT.
I WAS ACTUALLY CONSIDERING GO TO THE STARBUCKS AND TELLING THE PEOPLE I KNOW THERE TO TELL HER, IF THEY SEE HER, THAT I LOST MY NUMBER AND TO GIVE HER MINE.
I ALSO LOST A SCRABBLE BOARD. FUCK.
WESTFALL


