Dallas PUA

by **Professor** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:37 pm

First of all, sorry about the blunt topic. Well, not really but I had a messed up night last night. Damn. I wqent to Duke's in Addison with this girl that is probably like a 7 and she paid for me the whole night. She must of bought me 4 shots and a pitcher of beer or more. Well, I put my beer goggles on and lo and behold she had actually turned into this unusually attractive woman... I mean we were all feeling on each other and I got the first kiss from her using Styles 5 questions game (BTW, got a kiss from the same game on Friday at Sherlock's). It escalated and we went back to my house. We were in my bed and we both got naked. Here is where the shitty part comes into play. I'm sucking her tits and kissing all over her stomach and was about to go down on her (something I love to do). I'm fingering her at the same time trying to get her shit wet. Then when I bring my hand back up above our heads I noticed it.... It was not nice. I mean it wasn't nasty as shit but it wasn't something I would want to put my face on or in for that matter. That did it for me and my semi hard on went into a comatose state. Lost interest immediately and she was all "I want you now". I'm like "Bitch, your pussy should want a fucking shower more!" Anyways, all said and done, we didn't fuck and that sucked for me but at least I didn't stick it in that hole of no forgiveness and wake up this morning without a dick! Just thought I woiuld share that with all of yall and feel free to leave me some comments.

Reminds me of that Kenny Rogers or Willie Nelson song.. "You got to know when to hold em', know when to fold em, know when to walk away, no when to RUN"

by **playercool** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:57 pm

Hahah that sucks dude. You should of been like lets take a shower together.

I always make sure I take a shower before I go out. I always have the mindset that something might happen.

I guess that girl doesn't think that way. Nasty...

by **MagicBalls** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 8:47 pm

I always wear this around my neck, just in case. It's a great way to accent your peacocking ensemble, not to mention an excellent conversation starter:

http://www.amazon.com/Smileys-Nose-Plugs/dp/B0002SCOP4

by **antivisual** » Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:25 pm

Yeah, i've had that happen to me before too. If it isn't to bad i can usually go back up and take care of biz, but if it is the first time with a chick I could see it causing a problem.

by **PicturePerfect** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:22 pm

lol thats hilarious

SMELL TEST: FAIL!

by **Professor** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 5:35 pm

Yeah it is hilarious! When your the one reading it in some forum. Not quite as funny when your the one having to smell the rank ass tuna fish that is decaying!

by **PicturePerfect** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 6:38 pm

yeah I've had my fair share of horror stories. Though I can say.. Lemon juice will take the smell off.

by **Professor** » Tue Jan 29, 2008 9:08 pm

Then why the hell don't women just clean their shit with lemon juice before they go out. That shit would probably taste good too.. See, I love to eat pussy. I mean I LOVE TO EAT PUSSY! I will suck that shit dry...

by **Dragon** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 1:42 pm

HAHA!!!! too bad.
Did you hurt her feelings? or did you back out gracefully?

by **Professor** » Thu Feb 07, 2008 2:06 pm

I actually hurt her feelings cause we didn't fuck that night. She called me yestwerday though and I haven't returned her call yet. hahaha...

Dallas PUA

Stinky pussy makes my dick limp! :)

Stinky pussy makes my dick limp! :)

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