I'm just curious

[Finesse]

Alright guys.....

this was posted on another forum.... how would you reply back to her.
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Been working the personal ads lately, found one attractive HB who's profile genuinely made me laugh, so I sent her this:


We would get along because of our mutual feeling for java beans.

But it would b over as soon as we went to Maiko

So I like your list, and Im curious how dangerously low your sarcasm is.

Tell you what, make me a list of three random things that might be interesting

-(your name)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she responds with this a day later:

"Tell YOU what"...I'm not here for your amusement and/or entertainment, therefore, you get a list of none. Next time, try a less douche baggy approach.

Furthermore, typically, I don't respond to emails which don't impress me, and have a relatively attractive picture attached (which yours included neither) but I felt it necessary to let you know how much I dislike your ability to charm a lady.



So yeah, I'm wondering how to proceed, if I should even proceed at all..........................

[Twitchy]

by her response, I would have qualified her out of my life. Who needs such drama? She doesn't like to be flirty, she immediately went negative and she sounds rather stuck on her self.

Next!

[Finesse]

I agree. But for arguments sake. How would you respond to her?

[Tribulus1000]

As they say in New Jersey "fugggetabouttit"

[Finesse]

As they say in New Jersey "fugggetabouttit"

I agree. This isn't for me by the way. It was posted on the Austin forums by someone else.

I agree that you should just forget about it, BUT FOR ARGUMENTS SAKE. If you were to respond to this. What would you say?

[Tribulus1000]

As they say in New Jersey "fugggetabouttit"

I agree. This isn't for me by the way. It was posted on the Austin forums by someone else.

I agree that you should just forget about it, BUT FOR ARGUMENTS SAKE. If you were to respond to this. What would you say?

I don't do that sort of game.
So its pure keyboard jockey speculation...like most of the shit around here...lol.

maybe...

"Wow...you're kinda touchy, I was wondering if there was a great girl behind the pretty photo. Is there?"

[Smirks]

She's a bitch. That girl is using the personal ad to get what she can't get in real life...men to grovel...send praise...and straight up suck her metaphorical dick. I'd neg the cunt...get in to a e-argument...the type that get her so wound up...then build off that in to cocky flirting.

But I honestly wouldn't waste my time. She's just looking for online attention.

[dubya]

Why did she take the time to respond to him at all? I've sent messages to lots of girls online and the ones who weren't interested......... guess what........ they didn't respond. Go figure.

I'm probably wrong but I'm gonna stab at this anyway, just for the fuck of it....

Absurdify it. Respond with;

Yeah, this is a douche bag approach. It's the biggest, fattest, bloodiest fucking douchie-douche approach that has ever been douched. But I just wanted to see if you were a creative and interesting enough person that I might want to get to know you. Typically I wouldn't bother with someone who wasn't much of a lady to begin with but something about your profile made me laugh and I had a sudden urge to eat corn from your anus. If you want to see my picture though you're going to have to ask more nicely... I don't put out for just anyone, you know.


Or whatever.... The start of that may be a bit too nasty. But it probably doesn't matter anyway. You can say whatever you want. It's really not really real after all.... really. haha.

[Smirks]

could probably do w/o the corn in anus thing...lol

[playercool]

You have to respond just to see if you can keep it alive.

But it would b over as soon as we went to Maiko

For some reason I have never had success using lines like this. I have tried them numerous times. I guess my body language or tone just sucks when I use these lines. This being email maybe it would work.

Tell you what, make me a list of three random things that might be interesting

I saw another post somewhere that the guy used a question like this to end the email. He went down in flames as well. It's almost as if you are asking her to do all this work for someone she doesn't know at all. I mean ZERO rapport.

I think I would respond back with something C&F. I wouldn't fall for the trap that she wants you to go into which is turn AFC. I would probably start it off with...Well if I knew you were a LADY...then go into something funny.

Hello crazy coffee Lady,

If I would of known you were a lady my approach would have been at least 47.558976% less douche baggy. I can tell my question offended you in some manner. I was merely trying to get to know what was beyond the pretty face. For example I think (blah blah) is interesting. Maybe you can just respond back with one thing you find interesting and we will go from there.

Your non seeker of amusement or entertainment,

-(your name)