Writing orignal routines, DHV material, stories, etc etc

[Smirks]

k mine suck. they failed horribly in field...can any give some examples?

[Thaddeus]

I've got lots of stories I use to get convos going but never really have put them down on paper or any thing. I guess there just fall backs to me that make it easier if the 'in the moments' not really working out. Maybe I'll audio tape a couple this week and post them up. Would any one be interested in that?

[Westfall]

I've been told I just spew random crap out until it hooks a girl.

This isn't a very bad approach, as most girls will start talking as well & help you out. Just say whatever you're thinking about & improv.

If you can't think of anything just tell your you like cheesecake, snow, penguins, or koloa bears. Just have a normal convsation and spinkle some DHV into it as needed.

Westfall

[EL CHUPACABRA]

I'm having writer's block, I guess, when trying to write up my own material. I'm not sure how to come up with stuff in a way that it doesn't come off as bragging or whatever...I'm rereading MM to see if maybe I missed some part that helps with this...but anyone have any ideas on how to do this? I'm needing to can some stuff for myself...I keep going blank.

I don't write stuff down cause in the past when I get to the "sarge"I never use it.. This weekend I went to the library in FtW and simply used the three sec rule...When I got on a roll I couldn't be stopped! I think this works for me because I am very good at picking out peoples short cummings. I was with three others, two were married one was single. I could have been alone, every time I saw an open chair I took it...every time I saw a hottie I approached her. I stared with ladies that would not turn down my conversations like fatties and waitresses at bar 9 first, then after we moved bars I changed my game and started pimping the hot snach.