A new opener

[Scoundrel]

I came up with this last night off the top of my head. So, it hasn't really been field tested. However, the group I used it on rolled on the floor laughing.

Here's how it went. I walked by a group of chicks and one was putting on lip gloss. I stopped and asked "Is that lip gloss?"

HB: "Yes."

Me: "I hate when chicks wear lip gloss." There were three chicks in this set and I now have their full attention.

HB: "Why?"

Me: "It makes my dick all shiny."

If you like it, give it a try and let me know how it worked for you.

[Neuromancer]

That I like. It's crude and unexpected, yet unrefined. You could also go with, "I love lip gloss. It makes my winky twinkle."

[Scoundrel]

Sounds good. I went with the neg because she was a totle hottie. But, if she had ben a 7 or lower you way would be better.

[Neuromancer]

actually "winky twinkle" worked great for me tonight.

[Scoundrel]

Outstnding! That's what I'm looking for, others field testing and posting feedback. The way I posted it before was working well for me last night with only a slight mod.

Me: "OMG! Are you wearing lip gloss?"

HBs: "Yes"

Me: "I hate it when chicks wear lip gloss."

HBs: "Why?"

Me: "It makes my dick shiny. Hey, did you guys hear about..."

And then into other stuff. I think I opened about 6 sets with this one last night.

[omgdallas]

I love this!!

definitly adding to my rotation