International Dating Secrets

[Mojo]

White Women
1st date - you get to kiss her good night
2nd date - you get to grope all over & make out a bit
3rd date - you get to have sex, but only in the missionary position

Irish Women
1st date - you both get blind drunk & have sex
2nd date - you both get blind drunk & have sex
20th anniversary - you both get blind drunk & have sex

Italian Women
1st date - you take her to a play & an expensive restaurant
2nd date - you meet her parents & her mom makes spaghetti & meatballs
3rd date - you have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring
5th anniversary - you already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex
6th anniversary - you find yourself a mistress

Jewish Women
1st date - you get terrific head
2nd date - you get even more great head
3rd date - you tell her you'll marry her & never get head again

Chinese Women
1st date - you get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens
2nd date - you buy her an even more expensive dinner & nothing happens again
3rd date - you don't even get to the 3rd date & you've already realized nothing is ever going to happen

Indian Women
1st date - meet her parents
2nd date - set the date of the wedding
3rd date - wedding night

Black Women
1st date - you get to buy her a real expensive dinner
2nd date - you get to buy her & her girlfriends a real expensive dinner
3rd date - you get to pay her rent
10th date - she's pregnant by someone other than you

Mexican Women
1st date - you buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila & have sex in the back of her car
2nd date - she's pregnant
3rd date - she moves in. One week later, her mother, father, girlfriend, 2 sisters, brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriends mother, her 2 cousins, her sister's boyfriend & his 3 kids move in & you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip

Arab Women
1st date - mother, father, brothers, sisters, cousins, aunts, uncles, friends & entire arab community finds out
2nd date - you are shot dead
No 3rd date.

[Derek Blood]

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[steelglov]

hilarious man!