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Postby Westfall » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:44 am

Everytime I get into a fight with a penguin, I end up getting my ass kicked.

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Postby dubya » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:50 am

Um................................. That should be your opening line in your stand up routine. Seriously.
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Postby Westfall » Sun Dec 30, 2007 1:19 am

dubya wrote:Um................................. That should be your opening line in your stand up routine. Seriously.


I'm thinking that's text message gold. I want to do a comedy set in front of some of the PUA guys at the next meeting, to gauge things.

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Postby zine » Sun Dec 30, 2007 7:02 am

heh if I'm at the next meeting I am going to stare into your eyes as if I'm sucking your soul to help you be good even when the crowd is shitty.
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Postby Smirks » Sun Dec 30, 2007 8:01 am

zine wrote:heh if I'm at the next meeting I am going to stare into your eyes as if I'm sucking your soul to help you be good even when the crowd is shitty.


Funny, that's similar to how I stare at you while you sleep.


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