Dallas PUA

People who drive 50mph in the fast lane..... move over bitch.

The "Princess", "Cutie" and "Hottie" shirts/shorts in sizes L, XL, and XXL....

People who have big ass wings on the back of their piece of shit car.... its usually a different color.

George Bush.

People who change lanes to get in front of me when there is absolutely NO REASON for them to switch lanes.

Lesbians..... The best thing in the world... two women, and neither of them want dick.......

My baby mama.... (fuck you, you whore, btw)

All those damned Kiosks at the mall..... (God bless Northpark)

People who STOP on the god damn exit and on ramps. (FUCK YOU)

The snaggle toothed bitch at TacoBell.... whats with her atitude... i mean really.

People who blink alot

Bosses that tell you how to fix a "problem" that youre not even having.

Those fucking caravans of "In-tow" cars going down to Mexico.

Old people drivers.... seriously revoke their shit.

When there are leftovers in the fridge and NO ONE eats them.

People who take their jobs WAY to seriously...

When people use bluetooth headsets....

um.... my baby mama....

The End

Finesse wrote:People who drive 50mph in the fast lane..... move over bitch.

"i'm doing a hundred on the highway, so if you do the speed limit get the fuck out of my way. Move Bitch, Get out the way!!"

Reminded me of that song

Finesse wrote:The "Princess", "Cutie" and "Hottie" shirts/shorts in sizes L, XL, and XXL....

LMAO.....Best quote i've heard in a while. This reminds me of someone I know.

I tend not to let things bother me much anymore, but I own a software development company and several of my programmers (typical computer nerds) constantly complain/self deprecate about never getting women and how lonely they are. I constantly try to help them out but they always run home to their fleshlight and real dolls over coming out with me. Then they are always amazed at how I meet women and they can’t. It is really irritating.

flaky girls who don't answer the phone...

People who piss and moan about thier pathtic existance but do nothing to change it....

Rossy O'Donnel...

People who drive slower than me....

People who drive faster than me....

Guys who wear sandals...

Guys who wear sandals with socks....

My idiot fucking liar of a boss....

The fact that I need the money and can't quit....

Snobbish-soccor-mom-gated-community-bitches-who've-never-worked-a-day-in-thier-lives-and-think-they're-better-than-everyone-else.

The idiot who tried to steal my car radio, jacked up the dash board and took the fucking face plate while my car was parked in the fucking driveway.

My stupid fucking job.

Not much else.