Dallas PUA

Zane Lowe is playing entire unedited albums in his "Masterpieces" show. Typical BBC Radio One. Class. Other albums being aired are from Nirvana, The Strokes and ZZTop. Right now you can listen to his show with the entire Arctic Monkeys "Whatever people say I am that's what i'm not" album online.



http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/

Click on "Listen Live" (RealPlayer).
Click on "Arctic Monkeys - Whatever People Say I Am That's What I'm Not".




"Dancing Shoes"

Get on your dancing shoes
There's one thing on your mind
Hoping they're looking for you
Sure you'll be rummaging' through

And the shit, shock, horror
You've seen your future bride
Oh, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waiting and waiting

The only reason that you came
So what you scared for?
don't you always do the same
It's what you there for, don't you know

...the lights are flashing
Down in here tonight
And some might exchange a glance
But keep pretending to dance

Don't act like it's not happening
As if it's impolite
To go and mention your name
Instead you'll just do the same
As they all do, and hope for the best...

The only reason that you came
So what you scared for?
Well don't you always do the same
It's what you're there for but no

Get on your dancing shoes
You sexy little swine
Hoping they're looking for you
Sure you'll be rummaging through

Oh and the shit, shock, horror
You've seen your future bride
Oh, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waiting and waiting

Ladies and Gentlemen, WELCOME to Name that Arctic Monkeys Song where one contestant names a line of the song and its up to the other one to guess what song its actually from!

"How he dosen't want you to so step out the queue he makes examples of you"

lets have someone else answer Finesse...

Monkeys is real. Quite a few songs about picking up girls.




Brian

Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us with your effortlessness
We'd wait for and so trained and comforted

And I wonder
Are you putting us under
'Cos we can't take our eyes off the t-shirt
And ties combination

Well see ya later Innovator!

Some want to kiss some want to kick you
There's not a net you couldn't slip through
Or at least that’s the impression I get
'Cos you’re smooth and you’re wet
And she’s not aware yet, but she’s yours

She'll be sayin' "Use me"
Show me the Jacuzzi
I imagine that it's there on a plate
you're our rendezvous rate
Means you'll never be frightened

To make em wait for a while
I doubt it's your style
Not to get what you set
Out to acquire
The eyes are on fire
You are the un-forcasted storm

(Brian)
Calm, Collected and Commanding
(Top marks for not trying)
You hit the other story standing
With your renditions and jokes
I bet there's hundreds of blokes
That have wept 'cos you've stolen their...

Thunder
Are you putting us under
'Cos we can't take our eyes of your t-shirt
and ties combination

Well see ya later
Innovator