Dallas PUA

I don't know if you ever watched The IT Crowd, but it's really funny. Here's a clip where a guy intentionally writes an asshole profile for an online dating site.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoW-zgKGnDI&feature=related[/URL]

And here's the other guy's video profile.
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGcBq9AA3ec[/URL]

Im going to have to watch all three seasons again now. Netflix for the win! I love that show! The tall goth guy and the guy with the fro rock!

The best line E V E R.....
"Im going to murder you.... you bloody woman!"

I thought you were going to say:
"Stop doing this. You're always doing this. You're making it go back IN."

"I have learned one or two things........... from conversations with my mother."

or

"I like my women like I like my toast... hot and consumable with butter!"

lol

That stuff is hilarious!

First off thank you guys for the inspiration. Here's my new POF profile.....working like a charm.

Shut Up...Do as I tell you...I'm not interested...take out the trash...yes you look fat in those jeans....shave your mustache....damn that **** is hot..why can't you look like her.
These are some of the things you'd be hearing if we were together. :-)
I am an idiot and don't care about anyone.
I live with my mom and her boyfriend. They let me have my bedroom in the garage.
If we lived together I would make sure to put the lid up and I don't flush either.
I like my women like I like my toast.....hot and with stawberry jam.
I have a heart shape shaved into my back hair.

I am very picky because I deserve the best.
I love drama.
I lost my door greeter job at Wal Mart. Probably was too good for it anyways.
My 78 Pinto wagon just got repo'd last night. haha I still have a 10speed tho.
I spend a lot of time sending polite emails turning people down. Most of them appreciate that I do that.
Sometimes I like to grow a mono-brow.
I dig chics with mullets & muffin tops.
I luv hairy midget p0rn.
I wouldn't want to move in too soon. Probably in a month or so.
Guitar hero says I ROCK.
I don't like girls who talk.
I used to be a $30,000 millionaire it was so over rated.
I'm sick of playing the field, I don't need to date everything that moves
I'm like 5people rolled into one.......seeking the same thing
Im etremly drawn to someone w/ a high level of intelegents
I used to be a strip club DeeJay. I went by Rockin Ron you prolly heard of me.
I'm pretty much a internet celebrity.
I have 2,085 friends on faKebook.
I like to play table tennis and knit
I want a girl that reminds me of my wife. Same name would make things easier
Daddy works the night shift at the adult video store.
They let me into Wish, LIzard Lounge, & Mantus, for free so the ladies will show up.
I drink for free at all the swanky places.
DON'T REPLY BACK IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS, ALCOHOL, HAVE NO CAR, HAVE NO JOB OR IF YOU ARE A FREAK ;-)

God I love that show!

Shut Up...Do as I tell you...I'm not interested...take out the trash...yes you look fat in those jeans....shave your mustache....damn that **** is hot..why can't you look like her?! - FOR THE WIN!

[QUOTE=UncleHOwie;39421]First off thank you guys for the inspiration. Here's my new POF profile.....working like a charm.

Shut Up...Do as I tell you...I'm not interested...take out the trash...yes you look fat in those jeans....shave your mustache....damn that **** is hot..why can't you look like her.
These are some of the things you'd be hearing if we were together. :-)
I am an idiot and don't care about anyone.
I live with my mom and her boyfriend. They let me have my bedroom in the garage.
If we lived together I would make sure to put the lid up and I don't flush either.
I like my women like I like my toast.....hot and with stawberry jam.
I have a heart shape shaved into my back hair.

I am very picky because I deserve the best.
I love drama.
I lost my door greeter job at Wal Mart. Probably was too good for it anyways.
My 78 Pinto wagon just got repo'd last night. haha I still have a 10speed tho.
I spend a lot of time sending polite emails turning people down. Most of them appreciate that I do that.
Sometimes I like to grow a mono-brow.
I dig chics with mullets & muffin tops.
I luv hairy midget p0rn.
I wouldn't want to move in too soon. Probably in a month or so.
Guitar hero says I ROCK.
I don't like girls who talk.
I used to be a $30,000 millionaire it was so over rated.
I'm sick of playing the field, I don't need to date everything that moves
I'm like 5people rolled into one.......seeking the same thing
Im etremly drawn to someone w/ a high level of intelegents
I used to be a strip club DeeJay. I went by Rockin Ron you prolly heard of me.
I'm pretty much a internet celebrity.
I have 2,085 friends on faKebook.
I like to play table tennis and knit
I want a girl that reminds me of my wife. Same name would make things easier
Daddy works the night shift at the adult video store.
They let me into Wish, LIzard Lounge, & Mantus, for free so the ladies will show up.
I drink for free at all the swanky places.
DON'T REPLY BACK IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH DRUGS, ALCOHOL, HAVE NO CAR, HAVE NO JOB OR IF YOU ARE A FREAK ;-)[/QUOTE]

That's hilarious. I can see you have a high level of intelegents (that slayed me). If you use that as an actual profile, I would pair it down a bit. And add this:
"I always wear shades... to hide the fact I'm always lying... to women."
[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNxAZ7fobjY&feature=related[/URL]