So a few of you may remember how this summer when a few of us were in Austin, I twisted my ankle and went in to have in X-Rayed.
Well, here's a tale of corruption, deceit, and outright swindler-ness.
So when I was there, I paid the hospital $100 bucks. Out of pocket.
TODAY, I get a bill from the hospital for $455 bucks. Naturally, I call them, all pissed off.
The total charges for the visit were over $1000 dollars, Blue Cross picked up part of the tab. Broken down, they include a room charge which costs more than the nicest 5 star hotels in Austin, and a slew of other ridiculous charges.
So then I get on the phone with my insurance company, who are going to look at this again.
The point is, all I did was go in for a few minutes, and get my ankle x-rayed. Repeat. All I did was go in for a few minutes, and get my FUCKING ankle x-rayed!
Now, let me tell you how it works in a NORMAL business. Normally, you invoice somebody the same day they receive a service, or at least not SEVERAL MONTHS after the fact.
Second, normally, prices are determined by market forces - like competition. But hospitals have no competition. If your ankle fucking hurts, you just go to the nearest one. So they can charge room charges that are higher than a 5 star hotel and nobody can say shit.
Never, ever, ever get sick, hurt, etc. Never. I can see how this bankrupts people, even if they are insured like I am.
And don't let 'em fool you. It's not the insurance companies who are the bad guys in all this health care stuff. They are actually working with me. It's not the government who's at fault. They're just trying to look out for people.
100% of the fault lies with the doctors and the hospitals who are nothing more than corrupt swindler hoodlum motherfuckers who make our quality of life lower.
So what's the point? Go burn down a hospital. Have a nice day.