Sexting, by Tiger Woods

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Take a page from the book of a Master.

[QUOTE]“I will wear you out...when was the last time you got (bleeped)?” one message read. Another one from Tiger read, “Send me something very naughty…Go to the bathroom and take (a picture).”[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Smirks;33901]Take a page from the book of a Master.[/QUOTE]

thats a little bit forward, buf if shes attracted, being that direct is something she'd definitely like...

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Little Prod...This is the Off Topic section. I was being facetious. And technically, he is a master. He has a few ugly jackets to prove it.

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Due to his status, Tiger can pretty much get away with anything when it comes to women............except cheating on his wife!

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[QUOTE=UncleHOwie;33925]Due to his status, Tiger can pretty much get away with anything when it comes to women............except cheating on his wife![/QUOTE]


And, that's the reality right there...

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[QUOTE=UncleHOwie;33925]Due to his status, Tiger can pretty much get away with anything when it comes to women............except cheating on his wife![/QUOTE]

Yeah, he should have just texted, "I'm Tiger Woods, come fuck me."

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Where did you get those texts?

I find them hard to believe listening to the VM he left the girl.

And he couldn't even ask his wife out on their first date. He had someone else do it for him.

This is freaking TW and he can't even ask a girl out. I find much of this very hard to believe although it is probably true.

This is why you don't get married until you nailed your fair share of girls.

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Apparently the only person in the world that can beat Tiger with a golf club is his wife. :D

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I got the texts off one of the TMZ like sites that got them from one of his nookie girls...Tiger's cell # verified.

In other news, due to recent events, Tiger is changing his name. He has decided to keep it in the cat family, though. He will now be known as 'Cheetah.'

Apparently, the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She said, “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”


If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, it’s time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.


What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.


What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing


Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.


Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.


What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows.


Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the driveway.



Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball.


Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems.

Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.


It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putz. 




Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.


What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S WIFE MAKES THE CUT


Given Tiger’s racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair?


Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.


What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.


First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what are all these trees doing in my living room?


Tiger Wood’s shirt is all red- problem is, there’s no tournament, and his veins are a pint low.


What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

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lol @ smirks..

man, i may be naive, but hell, i wouldve never picked tiger to be a man-whore...!