This is how I meet women

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By posting tiny little ads in newspapers all over the U.S.

Wanted:

A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classical music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
But please read only lines 1, 3 and 5.


Read it several times if you don't get it.