How to pick up women in a library

[Guest]

This isn't really "Off Topic" but it is not actual credible pick up advice so I thought it would fit best here.


I discovered this article while on the computer at my local library. I am interested in picking up women in the library and saw a cutie walk past me and make eye contact and smile at me, but did not open her. Oh well. Maybe next time. If not next time there are plenty of other nagging dick sleeves out there. No use crying over one.

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[Guest]

I'm kinda put off by that guy.

[Guest]

the term douchebag comes to mind.

[Guest]

Continue to stare into her eyes and say:

Pitter patter goes my young beating heart
In your beautiful face I would like to fart
Perform a Dutch oven of heavenly smell
Make sweet love to you and a monkey as well
A sensual night where wonders never cease
A sharing of passion and sexual disease
Take your innocence, your hymen I tear
I'm really really sorry for cumming in your hair
Seriously, I know it's a bitch to get out, even for Head and Shoulders. My bad.