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Am farking from bar with blackberry. What is a good line I can use on the girl sitting next to me?
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:30 amby Guest
it takes a lot to laugh.
this did it fer me.
[url]http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4213162&cpp=1[/url]
Posted:
Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:53 amby Guest
First two are internet gold.
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Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:53 amby Guest
gay phone double posted.
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:21 pmby Guest
smirks, i do not follow your posts in this thread
edit: removed condescending remarks.
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:31 pmby Guest
this is my favorite reply to this thread from fark
Listen now, baby, I don't know you, and you don't know me. But we're here, alone together, and for all we know this may be what our lives are leading up to. Sometimes you have to take that chance, cast you fate upon the wind, and let the chips fall where they may. Now, maybe I'm a fool, sitting here dazzled by your gorgeous smile. But we can go places, if we have the guts to know what we want. And I want you baby, like I've never wanted anyone before...
(if she turns you down, turn to the next one and deliver the exact same speech, the exact same way..)
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 3:33 pmby Guest
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edit: removed condescending remarks.
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Then I'll refrain from posting my retort. Seeing that I read that from my phone, I didn't bother to add in punctuation. Perhaps that will help you understand a little better.
"Gay...phone double posted."
Meaning that my was added to your thread twice. I edited the second one since it was unnecessary. I'm glad you felt the need to request clarification...or was it just an excuse to attempt to talk down to me? Poor attempt if so.
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Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:05 pmby Guest
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HomoPHONE! these are your DADS BUNS! THESE ARE YOUR BOYFRIENDS BUNS!
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You mean these [b]AREN'T[/b] your dads buns!
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Fri Feb 27, 2009 12:55 amby Guest
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I'm glad you felt the need to request clarification...or was it just an excuse to attempt to talk down to me? Poor attempt if so.
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haha thanks smirks. no as i said i saw an oppurtunity to do so, but opted out. intent was to add more comentary to my thread. thanks.