im thinking a dallas strip club review is overdue. read disclaimer, this is my edition.
BABY DOLLS
last night i went for the first time. It was a slow night there and i enjoyed the show, many stages, tits in my face and expensive drinks. The country music wasnt really my thing as it resulted in slower movement but it did not turn out to be a problem. there were alot of girls but this venue did not seem to be the best to meet/game them on a wednesday night.
Cabaret Royale
This has been my favorite establishment. Legs and eggs on friday nights is a selling point, and i like the wifi as i can work, or at least look like im working while in the venue. there are only five stages, but it is classy and personable resulting in few undesirables present. i have found this to be a good place to meet girls and have been successful here.
The Fair (Cabaret's Under 21 Side)
if your looking to do the all night byob fest this is not a bad option. the clientèle's diverse, and the girls are bountiful. b/c of the mix of shady customers and transparent wannabe ballers vying for attention it seems like these girls enjoy a break (aka meeting me)
Jaguars Gold Club
this snazzy new joint does not compare to the one in vegas, or so im told. ive never been to the sin city but i believe it. to me it appears it misses its mark as by attempting to go high class while at the same time accommodating the masses. quality eye candy, but busy working the large crowd and resultantly curt with a "strippa shield" that seems a little more difficult to break as a result of their moneymaking time limitations. one night i had lengthy conversation with a few of the dancers here but i suppose it all depends on the night, as it always does. this is a good club to visit when you have friends in town and are showing them a good time but i would not deem it a great place to socialize while at the same time trying to get numbers / day 2's on most night.
aside, the after hours club (formerly eden) that opens at 4 on saturday nights while crowded is a great place to meet fine raver chics....
The Clubhouse
Im biast. I dont like going to a strip joint where the dj deems it necessary to yell out pantera after every other girl even if they do/did own the spot. i like the band, but dont really need to continually associate them with the scene. I went here one night (a saturday) only and did not return. i found this club to be exceptionally seedy and over the course of the night the lights turned out twice for five minute intervals (to get people to leave i presume) while the strippers clapped in rythm to attempt to pass it off as a part of the show. I will not go back and would not advocate anyone doing so.
Pandoras
If you like paying for parking, entry and fighting cholos for a view of disfigured guda cheese twat youll love this place. otherwise, avoid it like the plague. if your really into such trashy seedyness, just pick up a hooker down the street.
this is a work in progress as im going to work....
there are some good articles on this forum for strip club game...
post your reviews.