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Joke of the Day

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:33 pm
by Guest
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
>    at him. She says hello.  He's rather taken aback because he
can't
>    place where he knows her from.
>    So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I
think
>    you're the father of one of my kids.'  Now his mind travels
back to
>    the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'Are
>    you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the
>    pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped
>    my butt with wet celery?'  She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
>    'No, I'm your Son's teacher.'

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:51 pm
by Guest
I told my mom that one.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:15 pm
by Guest
LOL

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:49 pm
by Guest
Hahhahah

Ohh man that is good.

PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:57 pm
by Guest
Thumbs man