Joke of the Day

[Guest]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving
>    at him. She says hello.  He's rather taken aback because he
can't
>    place where he knows her from.
>    So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I
think
>    you're the father of one of my kids.'  Now his mind travels
back to
>    the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'Are
>    you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the
>    pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped
>    my butt with wet celery?'  She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
>    'No, I'm your Son's teacher.'

[Guest]

I told my mom that one.

[Guest]

LOL

[Guest]

Hahhahah

Ohh man that is good.

[Guest]

Thumbs man