Ask Lion

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I'm starting a new advice column right here. You can ask The Lion anything. We will delve into SNL's, Dating, FB's, Relationships, Unicorns, anything you have a question about. So let's rock n roll!!!

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Well Mr. Lion, I would like to know how to turn a snl into a fb without crossing into the boyfriend realm. Also, I love Unicorns!

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

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How does cold fusion work?

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[quote1212596329=Captain Caveman]
Well Mr. Lion, I would like to know how to turn a snl into a fb without crossing into the boyfriend realm. Also, I love Unicorns!
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You have to be upfront with her. Tell her that you are not looking for a relationship. This should always be said after you sex a girl for the first time and are about to hang out with her again. If she isn't ok with that, let her go now because it will be trouble down the line. If she is ok with it (and they always are) then you have a good 3-4 months of FB'ing. To stay away from relationship status only see her once or twice a week and always sex her. Do not bring her out in public too much. Don't be too available to her if she asks you to do something. Don't give her Fridays and Saturdays, she should be a 2:00 call if you have nothing else on those days. Do fuck her like a beast.

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[quote1212596934=playercool]
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
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The way YOU lick not very many. Not very many at all.

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[quote1212596994=El Fenix]
How does cold fusion work?
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I think we all know Cold Fusion is how Johnny 5 is powered. Next.

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How about what's an SNL ;) I know it's not saturday night live :)

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same night lay

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gotcha. I need an SNL :)