Prep Night!!

[Guest]

Thanks to all who came out last night. It was an awesome time and was a lot of fun. Theme nights are great, and everyone loves you if you carry around a tennis racket.

[Guest]

And the winner of the most creative prep outfit award goes to... Prodigy. Great costume, and btw who knew that they actually make wooden tennis rackets still. I could never use one of those in real tennis, I would smash it due to my extreme upper body strength... but that's neither here nor there.

Great to see Alphamo finally paid us a visit! You owe me a drink Alphamo.

Here's a field report on a set I am still laughing about today. I was drunk as a sailor. I wander up to two girls standing in a corner.

Grimm: "Yarba yarba snarf blarney."
HB: "What?"
Grimm: "I'm Dutch. You look like someone famous. Someone on E Entertainment TV but not in the movies."
HB: "What?"
Grimm: "Blarney."
HB: "..."
Grimm: "Who lies more, men or women."
HB: Throws her hand up like WTF?
Grimm: "Me and her are going to get married in Las Vegas and have a billion babies that look like me."
HB: "ummm"
Grimm: "Snarf."

Uncomfortable silence...

Grimm: "Well, so long ladies. I wish you all the best in life, and may the force be with you."
HB: Look of utter confusion.


I'm still laughing about this one even today.
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Then, drunk as I was, I got even drunker. I left to go try to bang my older sister's friend Ashley, who I haven't figured out, and now I just want to nail her to prove to myself that I can... like an ego thing. She's not even hot, but damn it if it doesn't bother me that I haven't tapped that yet.

So I did NOT succeed with that. And... I've decided to weed her from my social garden. I am now no longer associating with her. I only want to surround myself with people who make me feel good or make me a better person, and chasing after some broad isn't doing much for me.

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Anyhow, awesome night, had a great time, and will see y'all next weekend.

[Guest]

Grimm, unfortunately you missed out on the best part of the night. It didn't occur until 2:16 AM but it made my night. We strolled out of the bar a bit after closing and these two guys came up to us. They were loving the way the guys were dressed and just cracking up. As it turns out these guys were a good time and a bit drunk themselves.

So after a while one of them goes up and starts hitting on some girls in the parking lot. Just a few seconds later his friend goes up and starts doing stretches and lunges in front of the girls. For the next 20 minutes this guy was just doing all sorts of crazy stretches. I of course found this much more hilarious than anyone else, however everyone got a good laugh. It was a great ab workout.

On a side note the tennis racket was one of the better props I have ever witnessed. Ram must have been opened at least a dozen times last night. It was fun to witness and some good banter usually ensued. It was nice to see everyone out last night didn't give us shit, rather they seemed to really dig it.

[Guest]

[QUOTE=playercool;38408]Grimm, unfortunately you missed out on the best part of the night. It didn't occur until 2:16 AM but it made my night. We strolled out of the bar a bit after closing and these two guys came up to us. They were loving the way the guys were dressed and just cracking up. As it turns out these guys were a good time and a bit drunk themselves.

So after a while one of them goes up and starts hitting on some girls in the parking lot. Just a few seconds later his friend goes up and starts doing stretches and lunges in front of the girls. For the next 20 minutes this guy was just doing all sorts of crazy stretches. I of course found this much more hilarious than anyone else, however everyone got a good laugh. It was a great ab workout.

On a side note the tennis racket was one of the better props I have ever witnessed. Ram must have been opened at least a dozen times last night. It was fun to witness and some good banter usually ensued. It was nice to see everyone out last night didn't give us shit, rather they seemed to really dig it.[/QUOTE]

I now carry a wooden tennis raquet with me everywhere I go. Those guys are HIL-AR-IOUS. My sides still hurt a little from how hard they made me laugh. Next time I see one of you fuckers in-set I just might start doing lunges right in front of your girl.

Best set of the night.

3set - OMG you have a tennis raquet!!
RAM - You never know when you might need one.
3set - It's her bachelorette party, you should make out with her!
RAM - Have you made out with anyone yet tonight?
HB7 - No
RAM - What about a handsome guy with a tennis raquet?(tapping my bottom lip)

and... makeout, while her friends were cheering her on.

I've always thought it was stupid when guys would wear goggles or platform shoes, but i finnally see the draw of using a prop. If you give people an excuse to pay attention to you and then back it up by being witty and confident it's pretty easy. Such a fun night guys.

[Guest]

[QUOTE=Ram;38410]I now carry a wooden tennis raquet with me everywhere I go. Those guys are HIL-AR-IOUS. My sides still hurt a little from how hard they made me laugh. Next time I see one of you fuckers in-set I just might start doing lunges right in front of your girl.

Best set of the night.

3set - OMG you have a tennis raquet!!
RAM - You never know when you might need one.
3set - It's her bachelorette party, you should make out with her!
RAM - Have you made out with anyone yet tonight?
HB7 - No
RAM - What about a handsome guy with a tennis raquet?(tapping my bottom lip)

and... makeout, while her friends were cheering her on.

I've always thought it was stupid when guys would wear goggles or platform shoes, but i finnally see the draw of using a prop. If you give people an excuse to pay attention to you and then back it up by being witty and confident it's pretty easy. Such a fun night guys.[/QUOTE]


I think the tennis raquet garnered positive attention rather than negative attention (like goggles do). But some would argue any attention is good...

Having said that, the night was pretty epic.

I remember seeing some old college buddies, getting shitfaced, falling on my ass in the parking lot and cutting my hand open but still managed to number close the bartender, which to me, was a solid 7.5...

Ah, good times...

[Guest]

For the next theme night I have a few humble suggestions.

Dress like nerds/dorks

GQ night, think as James Bondish as possible

Boy band attire!!!!

[Guest]

[QUOTE=Ram;38412]For the next theme night I have a few humble suggestions.

Dress like nerds/dorks

GQ night, think as James Bondish as possible

Boy band attire!!!![/QUOTE]

Nerds/dorks would be pretty awesome...

[Guest]

[QUOTE=Ram;38412]For the next theme night I have a few humble suggestions.

Dress like nerds/dorks

GQ night, think as James Bondish as possible

Boy band attire!!!![/QUOTE]

We should dress up as a boy band...that would be super funny.

We can give ourselves gay names: I'll be Johnny Bull

[Guest]

Nerds/Dorks would be fun, but picking up the womenz would be difficult. After going to halloween one year as a mormon, which is much like a dork, I became well aware that women don't respond positively to those getups.

GQ would be fun, except I wouldn't even have to dress up. It would be cool to see everyone else dressed to the nines. This would work the best with all the gals.

Boy band would be hilarious. The name of our band could be [I]2 tru 4 u[/I]. My name will be Nicky Roxx.

[Guest]

The problem with dressing GQ is that you can easily blend in with the crowd--we'll just be a group of extremely well dressed men. No doubt that this would generate the attention most conducive to pulling girls...

Nerds/dorks would probably generate the most attention, some of which will be positive and/or negative....

Either or, you know I'll dress to nines in every such case...