Sarging in Las Vegas

[Spinz2112]

What are the good spots in Las Vegas to go sarging? anyone have any exprience out there?

[creeper421]

I just moved here from Vegas in June and there are several good spots. The forum shops are ceasars are really good. It may sound crazy, but I read a book on how to date strippers and it is like the bible. Vegas is like mecca for strip clubs and if you can handle yourself without turning into a total retard, the Spearmint Rhino is the best place on the planet. Go in on a Thursday at about 4pm when the place is dead and sit at the bar. The drinks are only 3 bucks. The cover is high, but if you are good, you can guarentee pull a amazing girl out of there. What people don't realize is that a lot of these girls are insecure and need a daddy to put them in their place. Just act like you dont care and neg the shit out of them. If they ask why you came in if you don't get dances, tell them that your buddy from Dallas said it is the best strip club in the world, but you are not impressed. Have some funny stories to intrigue them. With some good opinion questions, you can have three girls all over you. Number one rule is don't give the girls any money. If you give them money, you quickly become a customer and they dont fuck customers. Don't brag or talk about how much money you have. They hear this shit all the time. They don't care if you have a yacht outside the club, all they care about is the money you have on you and how much you are going to give them. If possible and even preferebly tell them you are a plumber or starving artist. They eat this shit up. I used to tell them Im a plumber while wearing a $900 suit and a monogrammed shirt and they ate that shit up. Another thing about Vegas is that a lot of these girls don't live there and just fly into town to work for a couple of days and really don't know anybody.So they are looking for somebody to hang out with after work because they are bored and in a fun city with no one to explore with. If you don't thing you can handle the Rhino just yet. Some other good places are in the casino bars. The ones in the middle of the casinos are good, but if a girl comes up to talk to you 99% chance she is a hooker. Go to the bars on the casino floors especialy before 11 pm when the clubs open. The MGM and the Wynn are really good. One thing that I never liked about the night clubs there is that people think they need to act so cool just because they are in Vegas. Its like come on buddy your not brad pitt, just some loser from the southside of Chicago who still lives with his mommy. Hope this helps. The link to that book is

http://www.artofapproaching.com/thankyo ... nkyou.html

If it doesn't open, you may have to buy the book. It was 50 bucks, but for vegas, it was the best money I ever spent. Hit me up if you want some advice about places you are thinking about going.

[JohnnyBravo]

What about the good-looking girls who sit alone, slowly playing video poker at the bar or the slot machines, wearing high heels, short skirts and carrying a tiny purse who look at you and smile when you walk by them? Those couldn't be hookers, right? No way!


On a serious note.....IMO, Vegas is one of the easiest places in which to score. Everybody's there to have a good time and "What happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas". It's very easy for "stuff" to "just happen" when your in Vegas!!! After all, it's Sin City. And, if you can't find any other tourist chicks and you've been winning at the tables, it's only an hour drive to a legal brothel.

Check out the clubs at the Palms, Hard Rock, etc.....It's over now, but if it was during the Summer hitting the swimming pool at the HR on Sundays for Rehab would be a good idea.

Actually, anywhere in Vegas along the strip is good.

[phoenix_rising]

Take it from a seasoned gambler, it's all about what day it is, on certain days some clubs just take it to another level.

Sunday- Light, Bellagio

monday-The House of Blue Foundation Room, Mandalay Bay.

Tuesday-Tabú, MGM Grand

Wensday-Caramel, Bellagio

Thursday-Drai's, Barbary Coast, after hours, doesn't even open til midnight

Friday-Body English, Hard Rock Hotel

Saturday-Ghost Bar, the Palms

If you want any specifics on these places, just ask

-Phoenix