Dallas PUA

I just used this last night, so tell me what ya'll think.


Let me set the stage before I tell you the opener. I was there with friends (2 girls, 2 guys, and myself) and we got into a discussion of womens underwear. G-strings vs thongs, and if they were the same thing or not(there is a TON of discussion that could go on here) so any way we were talking about if the G-string was the same as a thong.... then it hit me.. OPENER! I get up approach a 7 set that had some standing and some sitting, the target was seated, I walk past as if to go get a beer turn and say "Hey guys, let me get your opinions right quick. I need to get a beer and get back to my friends *point*." They turn towards me and I neel beside them. (ONLY neel when they turn to you. at least with this opener) "We were having a discussion about womens underwear, (laugh) having never worn womens underwear before (laugh and and gave them a "weird" look while smirking) (they said "yeah whatever you say") i need some professional help, is a thong the same as a g-string?

I might give it a try. Pretty funny stuff. Might be as good as the "i like salad" opener

You know, I used to use something like that. I can't remember how it went, but I do remember saying "I don't wear women's underware. At least not sense the last time I was in Vages." That always got a laugh.

PUA: Hey, do any of you guys know how much a walrus weighs?
HBs: What? (Confused looks) No.
PUA: Enough to break the ice. Hi, I?m Scoundrel.

This is a great little opener! It?s short, cute, easy to remember and it?s funny (not to mention that chicks love animals). If you can make them smile, you?ve bought yourself another few minutes. Follow up with a false time constraint and go into your next routine.

I like it.

I like it too. Field tested yet?

I always used polar bear instead of walrus, not that it matters.

idk....it doent float my boat

It's hack.

A better version (which still sucks), IMO is just to say.

AX: Fat penguin
HB: Wtf?
AX: I thought you were cute and wanted to say something that would break the ice.

how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?