Dallas PUA

I KNOW IT S PLAIN SILLY BUT I VE DONE IT AND I M SURE SOME GUYS HAVE DONE IT TOO OR SOMETHIN SIMILAR

I GET A GRAPE AND I THROW IT AT SOMEDY
I DOTHAT SEVERAL TIMES JUST FOR FUN
THEN I LOOK AT THE PERSON IN DISBELIEF AND I M PRETENDING TO LOOK FOR THE CULPRIT
HOW ABOUT THROWING GRAPES AT HOT CHICKS,? ( i know getting chucked out from the supermarket )
any more weird suggestions like that one?