Dallas PUA

Date Posted: 2004/08/10 03:11:00 AM EDT
Author: rocker44 <unknown email address>
Subject: Collection of ASF openers (LONG)

Reposting so everyone gets properly credited in the archive.

enjoy...

ARE YOU SHY? (craigsd)
Are you guys shy? I’ve been standing here talking to my friend for like 5
minutes now and you still haven’t said ‘hi”.


BLIND DATE (Eddy)
Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. (no guys in the group preferred you will
know what I mean)
Say loud and clear, "hey, I need your opinion on something."
"I am going on a blind date with some girl and I am very nervous about it. Is
there any tips you can give me so I don't look like an idiot. I don't really
know how to dress to impress or act the right way" (Act as AFC as you can to
disarm the bitch shield)

NOW some girl would just tell you "be yourself"… you should reply with C&F line
or expression. What I did was I made a very serious face and said "like this?"
which cracked them up. I then put up the serious face again and said, "I need
to know", and then change to a happy face and said "come on, tell me the secret
to girls' hearts, and how do I dress to impress. If you were going on a blind
date, what would you like the guy to look like".

At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips, and
then more will follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to those
girls until they go dry (EV). Or you can run some patterns and move in to your
routines.

Depends on how well you spin it, you might be able to get one of the girls out
shopping with you or more. The danger of this opener is, they might give you
advices to be AFC, i.e. buy her flowers...blah blah blah. It is your natural
ability as an ASFer to filter out the useful info from the AFC ones.

***I have found a better way to use this opener. When I go out with totally
NEWBIE guys I meet off PAIR or from my Lair, I’ll use this opener but make it
about the newbie and put him on the spot and into the interaction… this way you
don’t have to come off AFC***


COLOGNE OPENER (MM)
In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one
smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make
cute faces when you do.

Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.


COMPLIMENT OPENER
Compliment her on something she’s wearing or her hair or just style in general.
The trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical
beauty.

You have an incredibly energy about you
You have an artless grace
That’s an incredible whatever-x accessory/garment


DATING FOR DUMMIES (Herbal)
Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It's bright yellow and black. I forget the
exact page (78 maybe?), but find the page that has "NEVER USE THESE LINES" on
it, and keep the book open to that page.

Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she
can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do
it.

Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. "So... come here often" in a
super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your "smooth" look
on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line "What's
your sign?". She will laugh again and probably answer.

Then I usually say "Wow... this works great. Your turn". It puts her on the
spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up
stuff is great.

Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and you're in. I've
done this a ton of times and it never fails to open.


DAVID BOWIE (TylerDurden)
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is
hot?

(blah, blah, blah)

Get this... my roommate’s little sister, she’s 7 and half years old, has a HUGE
picture of David Bowie on her wall. I’m not talking an 8x10; I’m talking a
4-foot by 6-foot POSTER! It’s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up
in the morning.

David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She’s like 7 and he’s like 70. I’m
seriously worried about my roommate’s little sister…


DIRECT OPENERS
Hi, I like you. And I’d like to get to know you.
Hey, What’s up?
Where are you going?
You’re cute, are you friendly/interesting?
You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want
to meet you guys. My name is x-name…
How are you?
You look like someone I’d like to meet.
Can I ask you a quick question?(Sure) Are you single?etc…
(I have a lot of successes with these on girls that are HB7 and lower or older
women)


DENTAL FLOSS (Style and Mystery)
Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It's very important, and we
need a woman's perspective. It's a matter of life and death.. My friend and I
were having a debate and your answer could completely change my entire life....

Do you brush before floss or floss before brush? No one knows…


DON’T TOUCH ME (David D.)
When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say
“don’t touch me” … have something to immediately follow up with.


DRUG DEALER OPENER (aceofhearts)
Used with a wing at night, with funny, just-got-done-laughing tonality.
"Hey, I need your opinion on something...does my friend here look like a drug
dealer?" (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically) "Because we were
outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the shoulder like
this...
(cheap kino on girl) and asked, ‘Hey man, you got some E?’" Ideally you will
use this with a wing who doesn't look too straight-laced.

I’ve done this where my wing will open with this and I’ll pipe in with “Since
I’ve changed my look I get asked, “do I party” like all the time. I think
they’re looking for cocaine. Another thing I’ve noticed is about 10 times a
night I’ll get someone coming up to me and asking “can I bum a cigarette”… I
don’t smoke but I’m seriously considering carrying around a pack… but not like
regular cigarettes… like Virginia Slims 120s… then I’ll just pull one out and
hand it to the guy and he’ll be all like “WTF?” etc…”


EIGHTIES DOG (Swinggcat)
Hey guys, I need a quick opinion about something. My friend just got two
puppies, a Pug and a Beagle. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo… she
wants to name them… DURAN DURAN… I think that’s a horrible idea… you can’t have
two dogs with the same name. Do you guys have any ideas?

I was thinking Sonny and Cher would be a good one, because the Pug dog is a
male and the Beagle dog is a female. But they’re 70’s, not 80’s, so that won’t
work.

Maybe Axel and Slash would be good, but they’re rock n’ roll hair band style.

Milli Vanilli was a thought, but those are both guy names. We need a female
name. Plus, Milli doesn’t fit a Pug or a Beagle.


EIGHTIES MUSIC (Twentysix)
Hey guys, help me out, I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can't
remember who sings it. it goes "you spin me right round baby right round like a
record player right round, round round, etc...." who sings that???

(blah, blah, blah)

I was talking to my mom earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie… but I
KNOW that isn't right!

Then later in the night you can like reopen with “Dead or Alive…” This works
with any one hit wonder 80s music.


ELVIS OPENER (Mystery)
Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color?
Dirty Blond.
Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair?

I don't know what her natural hair color was, I'm not Cliff Claven, but can you
picture that these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black
together around a dirty sink in some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I
bet people never considered that before ... did you?

Alternative:
Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the
girl's eyes and smile?

Then look into the chick's eyes and smile.


EXPENSIVE CLOTHES (TylerDurden)
"Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were just Saks today, and there were
all these 600$ collared tee-shirts… when chicks see guys wearing 6bill shirts
like that, do they think its classy or try-hard?" (That’s the skeleton
obviously use your own speaking mannerisms)…

Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using
all the usual stuff.


FAT ELVIS (Wilder)
Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friend's
birthday party, would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis?

blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow)

Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest
thing. He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest
chicks, and the young Elvis's were always alone. I couldn't believe it at
first, but I thought about it, and it kinda makes sense. I guess women just
lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator doing "hunka hunka
burnin' love."


FASHION TIP (Kooper)
I think this is highly underrated.

Just go up and just tell them how they would look EVEN BETTER to you. "Wear
your hair open", "open that up one more button", or just fix their clothes.
tell her what would look amazing on her.

Train your eye to look for imperfections and what to do against them. For the
clueless, get two-dozen model magazines and look through the pictures SEVERAL
times so you get some idea. Try to make up negs for these girls and point out
what would look better on them (the model magazine idea is cro_badboy´s)

This sets an interesting frame. first of all, you are teaching her how to
please you, if she reacts well, praise her for being a good puppy. Second, it
is obvious that you are the prize, that you have standards and that you know
what you want.

Women love the idea of seducing you, you just gotta teach them HOW and they
will comply.

This is *not* delivered playful or c&f or anything, just a genuine comment.

From there, it’s easy to launch right into a routine (for example you can talk
about what and how much clothes say about people and cold-read her right there.
whatever you want.)


GAY OPENER (aceofhearts)
Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude. "I
need your honest opinion on something...do I look gay?" Some chicks will bust
out laughing when you ask this. "...Because something really funny just
happened, this dude was hitting
on me in another bar!" Better is to use this with a wing and change it to
"Does MY FRIEND look gay" because it eliminates the self-conscious aspect. The
person who was supposedly hit on must play it off as something totally funny
and even flattering.


GIRLS FIGHTING OUTSIDE (Mystery)
With great enthusiasm... "OMG!… did you see those two girls fighting outside?
Like right outside the club... they were totally going at it; one was pulling
the others' hair, and the other one drew blood with her nails. And they seemed
to be fighting over this short guy; he was standing near them just totally
laughing!


JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style)
“Hey guys, I need a female perspective on something. This’ll only take a
minute. My roommate’s girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a
dresser drawer, and she’s really upset about it.

It’s nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old
love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his
girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she’s
threatening to break up with him.

Is this normal female behavior?”

So now she wants him to burn the box or she’s leaving him, isn’t that fucked
up??

(girls get ridiculously into this opener and it helps if you tease them for it)


KHAKI OPENER (aceofhearts/superfly)
Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an
argument...is khaki a color or a fabric?" The correct answer is that khaki is a
color, and most girls know this. You can go into, "See, I was thinking it was a
color, but the thing is that you never see a khaki car or wallpaper color or
anything like that!" then fire into your next routine...


KINO OPENERS (TylerDurden)
Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them,
snapping bra straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite
shoulder, etc…(these require no memorization are easy for newbies)


MYSTERY’S ESP (Mystery)
Walk up to a girl and say, "Do you believe in ESP?" Remember to SMILE or you
may startle her. "Just think of the first # that pops into your head from one
to four. Don’t say it. Just think it ... now take that # and imagine that it is
drawn on a blackboard in your head. Have you done that?"

She says OK

"What’s so neat about imagination is ... we both have it ... On the blackboard,
I see the number ... three."

Whether you get it right or not reply.

"Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different # from
one to 10. Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard ... you are
thinking of the number ... 7."

If you got the first wrong and the second right, you look like you finally got
it ... a 1 in 10 chance. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a
psychological trick where most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as
their first picks) that’s a 1 in 40 chance ... "and of course I don’t stake my
reputation on mere chance."

If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong, say... "PROOF!
ESP does NOT exist!" Then start to laugh like this "Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And
you believe in ESP!" a good neg hit to start. If she mentions that most people
pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say, "really? Hmm… didn’t
know that ... thank you Cliff Claven." (From Cheers)

If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated, you will be
surprised HOW well you will do. When they ask HOW, tell them ... I DON’T KNOW.
Tell her you can SEE the #s on your imaginary blackboard. This is NOT a trick.
You hate magicians. If she wants you to do this again, tell her ... "don’t be
greedy now."

Speaking of greedy ... if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your
other cheek, tell her, "Only one ... don't be greedy." This is a good NEG HIT.
Mild but a neg hit nonetheless. If she says, "Yes, but I’m French", you reply,
"Are all French girls as greedy as you?"


G-STRING (Badboy)
“Hey guys, you won’t believe what’s going on with a friend of mine and his
girlfriend. They’ve been dating each other for six months now, and my friend
really loves her. But they had this big fight a few weeks ago, and she went to
visit her mother to cool down.

While she was gone, my friend was so depressed, that he ended up hooking up
with some random girl he met in a club.

Anyway, a few days later, his girlfriend comes back, and she finds this girl’s
thong panties in the bathroom, and she KNOWS this thong isn’t hers.

So she confronts my friend on this, and he lies and says that the panties are
his! And that he likes to dress up in women’s underwear. So I don’t know if his
girlfriend knew he was lying and just wanted to punish him, or if she really is
into this or not, but she said she thinks that’s really kinky and wants him to
wear women’s underwear around the house.

So he’s been doing this for a few weeks now and is absolutely…
MISERABLE!”

“So I think he should just come clean and let his girlfriend know what
happened.
What do you guys think? How important is trust in a relationship?
Or do you think some things should remain hidden, even if it means being
miserable?”


FEMALE ROOMMATES (Tenmagnet and TylerDurden)
I've been offered this *SWEET* place in (x place).. I want to live there,
*BUT*..... I have to live with FOUR girls. Like *FOUR*. I'm going to get 4
times the boyfriend complaints; I'll never get in the fucking bathroom... I'm
gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW they're gonna
synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, I'll probably start *MY* period. I'm going
to have to leave the house for 5 days a month!

Did you know that's why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the
women in the tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and
be like "The antelope are moving now, we must HUNT".

Also... living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95%
of guys that get date raped commit suicide in 6 months? Girls are such sexual
predators... (sexual predator routine stuff below)."


GLASSES ON OR OFF (Twentysix)
Approach Girls
26 – Glasses off (take glasses off)
26 – Glasses on (put glasses on)
26 - What do you guys think looks better?
*HBs – (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing)
26 – Glasses off (take off glasses)
26 – Glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any where from 2 to 4
times)
HB1 – I like them on!
HB2 – I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughing…I
guess they think it’s funny that they have different opinions).
26 – My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses on!
HBs – (Responses: Yeah you do! / No).
26 – Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off?
HB1 – (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look
clever.
HB2 – (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off, but I
like them on too!

You get the idea…it opens the group.

Here’s another way I introduced the opener:

Approach Girls
26 – I need your opinion. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses
off) or with my glasses on (put glasses on). (I put like a fun/playful face
on).

*Run with the rest of the opener above.

Trouble Shooting
If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one of the
following:
- I’d put them on and off again, but act goofy (make faces…whatever)
- Oh my god. Again? (Playful). Then I’d do it again (don’t know if this is a
good idea, what do you guys think?)
- Say to the girl who didn’t ask: Wow. Is she always like this? Takes a long
time to make decisions?


I'M LOST (TylerDurden)
I'm lost... I can't find my friends and I'm scared... Remember when we were
kids and you could just make new friends whenever you wanted... and you said
'want to be my friend?' Do you guys want to by my NEW friend?"


INTRODUCTION OPENER (ijjjji)
PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) "OMG, that
guy is PERFECT for you - let me introduce you!!" (start moving towards the guy)

SHB: What?! No.. NONONO.. haha.. Help!

PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy, but she really wanted to meet you!

SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono... its not true!(Fleeing)

PUA: Awww come on.. don't be shy..

Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. Both of them
came back and talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how
crazy I was...


MR. BIG (Dr. Paul)
Hey guys, do you watch the show Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those
girls over there and they told me I remind them of "Mr. Big" is that good or
bad?

(ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!)


MY LITTLE PONY (jlaix)
Hey, guys... remember that shit 'My Little Pony'? Well, I was thinkin about
this today, and I can't remember... did they have powers or were they just
regular fuckin’ horses? Like, I remember they could fly, but I thought they
also had little symbols on the hip or something that gave them powers, but they
were like, lame-ass powers like Sharing and Honor or some shit… or maybe that
was Care Bears… My little sister used to have them and I'd play GI Joes with
them, like, GI Joe would fly into battle on My Little Pony, then blast Cobra
with a fuckin machine gun blah blah blah...


NEVER BE COUPLE (ijjjji, TD)
"Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! (HB:WHY?) (pause with puppy
dog face) Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! (HB:WHYYY???) Nooo.. we are too
similar.. IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be
fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP
SEX all over the place.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after
a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!"


PICKING UP CHICKS (sledge)
Just open with “Hi, we’re picking up chicks”… its C&F


PIMP NAMES (jlaix)
guys guys... I'm coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better:
"d-licious dogg"? or "deacon dr. rockafella"?

oh cool... shit, you need one too... I'll call you "devious honey g
sweetness"...


PLANT AND STARE (TylerDurden)
Walk up to girls and just stop, like plant yourself in front of them. I give
them kind of a boyish playful smiling face like I’m about to do something cocky
or maybe I though of something funny I’m about to say, and they start giggling.
(key is to stop abruptly and make the fun face so they giggle)


PRIMP OPENER (Harmless)
First, here is the frame you're using for this opener:

"You're CUTE... but I'm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!"

This is, in fact, the exact wording I used to open Schematic's HB9 on Saturday
night. I opened her and I let him take over and #close her. (He should have
gotten more. Bad schematic. Oh well, I'll call her later. Maybe)

You don't even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest
clubs.

You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders
away, etc.) You check her out then make a face like you aren't happy with what
you see. Then you hold your hands out like you're judging her style. You move
in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if it's upper
body or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now,
back away, lean back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up.

"NOW you're a SUPERSTAR!"

Continue with push/pull if you wish... "But wait..." and twist the hat back the
other way. If she touches her hat, bust her for messing it up.

Tell her she's allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the
club.


RICH OPENER (Herbal, TD)
Came up with this one the other night at a club. When opening a set, walk up
and ask, "Which one of you is the richest?". Then go into the whole "Ok, you
get to be my sugar mama, then. But hmm.... we need someone to cook for us, who
is the best cook?" routine.

Pretty fun and opens easily. To give credit where credit is due, it's just a
variation on "Are you rich?", which I think TD came up with.


RICKI LAKE (Mystery Method)
This one is used to wing your buddy, especially if he's in a two-set and the
obstacle needs to be kept occupied. "Hey, my friend here just got invited to be
on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of the show is Secret Admirers. They told
him he's got an admirer, but he won't find out whom until he's live on the set.
So maybe it'll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be a guy. What
would you do if you were him?"


SEATTLE GF (TylerDurden)
"Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they
really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even
hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So he's up visiting her in
Seattle last week, and they're out on a walk. He takes a few pictures of them
together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some of them they're just
hanging out, and a few of them they're like kissing or whatever while they're
out walking.

Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the
pictures, and he sees that she's woken up before him and gone into it and
deleted the pictures where they're kissing, and left the ones where they're
just hanging out. He goes to her and says 'Are you psycho? Why are you going
into my camera?' She says its because she thought she looked bad in the
pictures, and didn't want him to have them. But he can't figure out if she's
psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having pictures out there
where she doesn't look good. He just really liked them because he likes her and
doesn't judge the pics like that."

The girls will either say:

"It's totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially
with a digital camera where you can just delete them and take more." (They also
sometimes say "But he's only known her a few months. I wouldn't do that on a
guy I just met.")

-or-

"She has a boyfriend!"

Your immediate reply would be "He doesn't care about that. He's busy. He just
doesn't want her deleting his pics! "


SEXY MONKEY (Tenmagnet)
Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? 'Cuz my little cousin was
watching Curious George on TV yesterday, he's two and a half and he pointed at
the screen and said "Sexy Monkey". Like WTF?!? I didn't teach him that... NO
REALLY I DIDN'T

He's been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.


SIMPSONS OPENER (Gunwitch)
Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean
she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.

At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.


SINCERE COMPLIMENT (Papa)
Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?!!!

Hot Aussie Chick: Hee...hee. Sure.

Papa: Cooool. Me too!! Hey, you go first. [pointing back to me] Fire away.

Hot Aussie Chick: Haha + {compliment on Papa's clothes or sense of humor} or
Haha + {cummon face}

Papa: [if not complimented] Just kidding...[if complimented, skip the just
kidding] Actually, I came over here cuz you looked like [compliment +mini cold
read].

Here's an example of one of dozens of approaches (even stopping mobile targets
with the boomerang effect body language, credit Tyler D).

Papa: Hey...are you someone confident to accept a sincere compliment?

Hot Aussie Chick: Sure. [smile]

Papa: Me too. Fire away.

Hot Aussie Chick: Haha. Well, I like your jacket.

Papa: Ahh. You Aussie chicks rock. You know, I just had to stop you cuz you
looked like someone interesting to talk to as you look so chill and calm, and
someone just had to come over and enjoy the view of the pier and opera house
with you. I'm Papa.

Hot Aussie Chick: Hi. [handshake] I'm [Chick's Name]

This kind of direct approach opened consistently and the game played out well
because I'd continue from there with lots of ball-busting, playful kino, and
conveyed a lot of fun.

Most of the time, I didn't get compliments from the girls, but I'd get
something like this rolling:

Papa: [credit RJ, Style, and Playboy to helping to create this opener] Excuse
me...are you someone confident enough to accept a compliment from a complete
stranger.


SLEEP WITH JESUS (Pnutt)
This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus?

Like ok. It’s the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this
dude Jesus walks over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and
turns it into wine. Would you have sex with him?

(blah, blah, blah)

"if there’s one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus!"

if its a mixed set, you use it on the guy:

"if there’s one guy to be gay with, its Jesus!"


SPELLS OPENER (Mystery Method)
"Do you think spells work?" Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long
blab, but if the conversation needs to be kept going, the follow-up routine is:

"The reason I'm asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club
last week. He wasn't interested in her sexually, because she wasn't really his
type." (Here the woman might say "Sure," in which case you reply "No, really!"
and touch her arm or waist.) "Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she
left, he found a metal ring wrapped around a scroll and some feathers under his
couch. Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction
spell. And now, the strange thing is, he can't stop thinking of her. Do you
think it's the spell or just psychological?"


TATOO OPENER (unknown)
Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo?

Here’s the deal…my nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriends name
tattooed on her shoulder.

(no, no don't let her do it)

See that’s the problem she's really strong headed and when I tell her not to
get the tattoo it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with
that and let her really know its mistake?


TEXT MESSAGE BREAK-UP (LXSarging)
Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message?
(Then make up a good back-story for this)


THUG LOVIN' (jlaix)
Hey guys, I need an opinion quick. Which is superior... which do the ladies
prefer
more...THUG LOVIN'? or...GANGSTA LOVIN'? Well, my girlfriend from work said
gangsta because its more hard-core whereas thug lovin’ is more like a hobby.
But my other gf said gangsta would be disrespectful, like they'd pistol whip
you and run a train on your ass, whereas thug lovin’, the dude is hard, but
when it comes to the ladies, he's smooth and sensitive... blah blah blah..."


TWIN BROTHERS (Ross Jefferies)
You're at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absoutely
identical, physically.

ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you've ever met. The other is an
incredible dancer. Which one do you pick?

Same scenario. Again, the two guys are identical. One makes you laugh more than
anyone you've ever met. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever
in a lifetime encounter. Which one do you pick?

Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. The other makes you feel
like you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of
the planet. Which do you pick?

(It’d probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this)


WEBBED FEET (Nilatak)
"Hey guys... would you date a guy with webbed feet??"

"I had a summer job at Y Supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with
that had webbed feet. He would always complain that he couln't get a
girlfriend. He needed to stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and
he would always walk on the tips of his feet. People used to call him 'Twinkle
Toes'!"

They usually ask if it's me or my wing and I just bust out with "Nawwww...I'm
DINKY PENIS!"


WHEEL CHAIR (Ace/Papa)
Would you date a guy in a wheel chair?

(blah blah blah) if she says no say What if it was a really cool wheel chair?

"What if it was a really old wheel chair with a squeaky wheel?"
"You know with bits falling off it. If it was rusty would it come between you
both?"

If she says yes set it up for who lies more…or
"What if the guy was suddenly cured by *Jesus*...would you lose interest?"


WHO LIES MORE (Chris Rock version)
Hey guys, I need a female opinion… who lies more Guys or Girls??.......... The
way I see it girls the tell the small lies like “you’re ass doesn’t look fat in
those pants” but girls… they tell the big ones... like... “Its your baby!”