I'm working up a new story.
Posted: Sat Jan 27, 2007 12:17 pm*Begin story*
So, I went out to this topless bar and there this really cute red headed girl working there, her name was Crystal, and she was gorgeous. Tiny girl with long red hair down to her knees. She and I kind of hit it off so, after the place closed we went to get something to eat and talked. And you know what? She was really cool! You know? She was going to collage, studying to be a nurse and she just had so much heart. She really seemed to care about people, had a plan for her life and was working it. I was thinking, wow, this chick is not just a pretty face, she‘s deep.
Well, anyway, she invites me to her place and one thing leads to another, you know. Okay, it was like the full on Master’s and Johnson’s greatest hits! Oh, and she was a screamer too. Gotta love that.
Afterwards, she asked me “where do we go from here?” I told her that I’d leave everything up to her. If she wanted this to be a ONS, I’m cool with that. If she wanted to try a one on one relationship, I’d give it a shot and if she wanted to be just FBs that was okay too. She said she wanted to be FBs.
So, over the next few days I call her a couple times and we chat on the phone. You know, just silly shit you do when you meet a new girlfriend. It was going really good until the next time I went to the bar where she was working.
Now, she was expecting me, we were going to go out again. And when I got there, she was working a costumer. Hey, that’s her job, I’m cool with that. She’s going home with me. While I’m waiting for her I go up and tip one of the other girls. I mean it was nothing. I tip all the girls a dollar every time they go up to dance because they’re all working. Right? Well, Crystal freaked out! “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TIPPING HER!!! I’M YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!” And she throws her drink on me, she’s yelling at me, making a big scene.
I told her she needed to calm down or she’d lose her job But, she wasn’t having any of it. So, I just turn around and walk out. Before I could even get to my car she’s calling my cell phone. I told her that we’d talk later when she was calm and hung up. I mean c’mon, what else could I do?
After that, she started following me around. She would show up at my place in the middle of the night and I’d tell her “you can’t stay, I have to get up early and go to work in the morning. Please, just go away and let me sleep.” I mean, she was turning into fucking Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky! You know? She kept after me until I finally had to call the cops to get rid of her.
So, anymore, I like to take things real slow. I want to make sure that any woman I let into my life isn’t going to go psycho on me. You know what I mean?
*End Story*
This really did happen to me. I think it's got a few good DHV here and there. What do you guys think?
So, I went out to this topless bar and there this really cute red headed girl working there, her name was Crystal, and she was gorgeous. Tiny girl with long red hair down to her knees. She and I kind of hit it off so, after the place closed we went to get something to eat and talked. And you know what? She was really cool! You know? She was going to collage, studying to be a nurse and she just had so much heart. She really seemed to care about people, had a plan for her life and was working it. I was thinking, wow, this chick is not just a pretty face, she‘s deep.
Well, anyway, she invites me to her place and one thing leads to another, you know. Okay, it was like the full on Master’s and Johnson’s greatest hits! Oh, and she was a screamer too. Gotta love that.
Afterwards, she asked me “where do we go from here?” I told her that I’d leave everything up to her. If she wanted this to be a ONS, I’m cool with that. If she wanted to try a one on one relationship, I’d give it a shot and if she wanted to be just FBs that was okay too. She said she wanted to be FBs.
So, over the next few days I call her a couple times and we chat on the phone. You know, just silly shit you do when you meet a new girlfriend. It was going really good until the next time I went to the bar where she was working.
Now, she was expecting me, we were going to go out again. And when I got there, she was working a costumer. Hey, that’s her job, I’m cool with that. She’s going home with me. While I’m waiting for her I go up and tip one of the other girls. I mean it was nothing. I tip all the girls a dollar every time they go up to dance because they’re all working. Right? Well, Crystal freaked out! “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TIPPING HER!!! I’M YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND!!!” And she throws her drink on me, she’s yelling at me, making a big scene.
I told her she needed to calm down or she’d lose her job But, she wasn’t having any of it. So, I just turn around and walk out. Before I could even get to my car she’s calling my cell phone. I told her that we’d talk later when she was calm and hung up. I mean c’mon, what else could I do?
After that, she started following me around. She would show up at my place in the middle of the night and I’d tell her “you can’t stay, I have to get up early and go to work in the morning. Please, just go away and let me sleep.” I mean, she was turning into fucking Cameron Diaz in Vanilla Sky! You know? She kept after me until I finally had to call the cops to get rid of her.
So, anymore, I like to take things real slow. I want to make sure that any woman I let into my life isn’t going to go psycho on me. You know what I mean?
*End Story*
This really did happen to me. I think it's got a few good DHV here and there. What do you guys think?