VASH's TOP 10 Openers 2009

1.) Hi, I know this is really random but I thought you were really cute and I wanted to meet you. I'm John... ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ The "really random" part is important because it emphasizes that your not out picking up women all day... and also portrays that your genuine.
2.) Next time your at the beach put your towel on your back like a superman cape... do a variation of the "Hollywood Opener" and do a front roll next to the suntaning girl you want to talk to. You should land with your towel perfectly positioned with you lying ontop of it next to her. hold out your hand... have your wing toss you a beer... take a drink..then do that refreshing "ahhhh" sound then "HI"... she should be laughing pretty good by this point and banter should come naturaly.
3.) Is forcing sex on a hooker considered rape or shoplifting?
4.) Hey you look like experts... I'm cooking for my some friends tonight... all girls. What should I make? ~~~~ NOTE ~~~Made for the grocery store. Don't ask "can I get an opinion." Make an open statement and then continue with your question.
5.) You guys look like fun, I wanted to come meet you.
6.Sinn?) Your a heard... "what?" thats a hot girl that's a nerd. I'm from San Francisco, it's like a whole style up there. ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ She will most likely qualify herself and maybe even kino you... if she seems even a little offended throw on a note on how adorable you think it is... glasses are sexy, etc.
7.Sinn?) You guys look like (insert opposite coast here) east coast girls. ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ Doing things like this starts the conversation out with the topic of ("Where are you from") without sounding so average. If there from any other place than where you are... neg them with "I'm gonna have to watch out... I hear new yorkers are trouble".
8. Vince Kelvin) ohhh this is that book (pick up book) "how to meet cool new people in the nonfiction section...Step 1" ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ Witty and fun... gets a lauph everytime, banter transfer to introduction and joke about the books shes looking at.
9.) Across a club or crowded bar... if you catch a girl looking at you... try the nonverbal approach and point at her and then at the ground right next to you. If she doesn't come over, walk over to her and say "I thought you looked nervous so I decided to put you on the spot"~~~~ NOTE ~~~ Being silly and nonverbal can create mystery... be caveman sometimes.
10.) The campus pickup routine... put a large fountain drink ontop of your car before getting in and slowly driving away. You'll get girls chasing you down yelling "heyyyy"... neg them for trying to pick you up.
I got a real good one I came up with I'll be posting a vid soon...
2.) Next time your at the beach put your towel on your back like a superman cape... do a variation of the "Hollywood Opener" and do a front roll next to the suntaning girl you want to talk to. You should land with your towel perfectly positioned with you lying ontop of it next to her. hold out your hand... have your wing toss you a beer... take a drink..then do that refreshing "ahhhh" sound then "HI"... she should be laughing pretty good by this point and banter should come naturaly.
3.) Is forcing sex on a hooker considered rape or shoplifting?
4.) Hey you look like experts... I'm cooking for my some friends tonight... all girls. What should I make? ~~~~ NOTE ~~~Made for the grocery store. Don't ask "can I get an opinion." Make an open statement and then continue with your question.
5.) You guys look like fun, I wanted to come meet you.
6.Sinn?) Your a heard... "what?" thats a hot girl that's a nerd. I'm from San Francisco, it's like a whole style up there. ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ She will most likely qualify herself and maybe even kino you... if she seems even a little offended throw on a note on how adorable you think it is... glasses are sexy, etc.
7.Sinn?) You guys look like (insert opposite coast here) east coast girls. ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ Doing things like this starts the conversation out with the topic of ("Where are you from") without sounding so average. If there from any other place than where you are... neg them with "I'm gonna have to watch out... I hear new yorkers are trouble".
8. Vince Kelvin) ohhh this is that book (pick up book) "how to meet cool new people in the nonfiction section...Step 1" ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ Witty and fun... gets a lauph everytime, banter transfer to introduction and joke about the books shes looking at.
9.) Across a club or crowded bar... if you catch a girl looking at you... try the nonverbal approach and point at her and then at the ground right next to you. If she doesn't come over, walk over to her and say "I thought you looked nervous so I decided to put you on the spot"~~~~ NOTE ~~~ Being silly and nonverbal can create mystery... be caveman sometimes.
10.) The campus pickup routine... put a large fountain drink ontop of your car before getting in and slowly driving away. You'll get girls chasing you down yelling "heyyyy"... neg them for trying to pick you up.
I got a real good one I came up with I'll be posting a vid soon...