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VASH's TOP 10 Openers 2009

PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 6:09 pm
by vash
1.) Hi, I know this is really random but I thought you were really cute and I wanted to meet you. I'm John... ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ The "really random" part is important because it emphasizes that your not out picking up women all day... and also portrays that your genuine.

2.) Next time your at the beach put your towel on your back like a superman cape... do a variation of the "Hollywood Opener" and do a front roll next to the suntaning girl you want to talk to. You should land with your towel perfectly positioned with you lying ontop of it next to her. hold out your hand... have your wing toss you a beer... take a drink..then do that refreshing "ahhhh" sound then "HI"... she should be laughing pretty good by this point and banter should come naturaly.

3.) Is forcing sex on a hooker considered rape or shoplifting?

4.) Hey you look like experts... I'm cooking for my some friends tonight... all girls. What should I make? ~~~~ NOTE ~~~Made for the grocery store. Don't ask "can I get an opinion." Make an open statement and then continue with your question.

5.) You guys look like fun, I wanted to come meet you.

6.Sinn?) Your a heard... "what?" thats a hot girl that's a nerd. I'm from San Francisco, it's like a whole style up there. ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ She will most likely qualify herself and maybe even kino you... if she seems even a little offended throw on a note on how adorable you think it is... glasses are sexy, etc.

7.Sinn?) You guys look like (insert opposite coast here) east coast girls. ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ Doing things like this starts the conversation out with the topic of ("Where are you from") without sounding so average. If there from any other place than where you are... neg them with "I'm gonna have to watch out... I hear new yorkers are trouble".

8. Vince Kelvin) ohhh this is that book (pick up book) "how to meet cool new people in the nonfiction section...Step 1" ~~~~ NOTE ~~~ Witty and fun... gets a lauph everytime, banter transfer to introduction and joke about the books shes looking at.

9.) Across a club or crowded bar... if you catch a girl looking at you... try the nonverbal approach and point at her and then at the ground right next to you. If she doesn't come over, walk over to her and say "I thought you looked nervous so I decided to put you on the spot"~~~~ NOTE ~~~ Being silly and nonverbal can create mystery... be caveman sometimes.

10.) The campus pickup routine... put a large fountain drink ontop of your car before getting in and slowly driving away. You'll get girls chasing you down yelling "heyyyy"... neg them for trying to pick you up.

I got a real good one I came up with I'll be posting a vid soon...

DATING FOR DUMMIES

PostPosted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:47 am
by Mojo
Instead of #8 above.... use the following by Herbal. I've field tested this little gem out many times. Works great!


DATING FOR DUMMIES
Go find the Dating for Dummies book. It's bright yellow and black. I forget the
exact page (68 maybe?), but find the page that has "NEVER USE THESE LINES" on
it, and keep the book open to that page.

Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she
can easily read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do
it.

Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. "So... come here often" in a
super player voice. She will crack up and answer you. Break your "smooth" look
on your face and quickly bring the book back up and read the next line "What's
your sign?". She will laugh again and probably answer.

Then I usually say "Wow... this works great. Your turn". It puts her on the
spot. You can flip to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up
stuff is great.

Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and you're in. I've
done this a ton of times and it never fails to open.

Re: VASH's TOP 10 Openers 2009

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:41 am
by vash
haha.. i like that alot... i'll have to try it out sometime, thanks

Re: VASH's TOP 10 Openers 2009

PostPosted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:51 am
by Scoundrel
My opener has been the same for about two years now. It's opened every set I've used it on. 100%. First, I tap my target on the arm or shoulder (kino already started). When she turns to face me (this is sort of an auto pilot response) I say "You are too cute. I have to meet you what's your name?" Then I put my hand out for her to shake it. The hand shake is also an auto pilot response. She does it before she thinks about it. Then I tell her my name and I'm rolling.