Dallas PUA

"You are like a fine pearl. A chronic irritation on an oyster."

LOL Good one. More of a push/pull than a neg though. It could be used as a sort of test when your trying to move into A3.

Use it like this:

Say the first part, "you're like a fine pearl." Then wait a few seconds to see how she reacts. If it draws her in, then don't say the second part. If she seems a little distant, add the second part. "A chronic irritation on an oyster."

I don't know if I'm being clear with this. What I'm trying to say is it's like the hand holding kino test. If she doesn't squeeze back, throw her hands off. Only you're doing it with words.

thats smart, I think I will try that.

Here's a few I like to ues.

“Hey, you’re pretty quick… To bad you’re not my type.”

“You know, there’s something special about you… But, you should keep it to yourself.”

“Nice perfume… Lysol?”

How about "I'd be interested but I can tell you are way too high maintenance."

hahaha this 1 is compliments to MY DAD! LMAO

Dad: *Makes eye contact with HB sitting next to him at the bar* Hi!
HB: How 'bout you buy me a drink if you wanna start a conversation...
Dad: I'm sorry... I didn't realize you charged by the hour...
HB: what?
Dad: *Leaves the bar to talk to some friends with her baffled*
HB: *Follows him* I'm sorry... what was THAT suppose to mean...
Dad: Alright look... here's a question... would you screw (plugged in some random famous name) for a million dollars?
HB: well sure!
Dad: Well would you give me a blowjob for a dollar?
HB: WHAT? NO!
Dad: Well why not?
HB: I'm not a whore
Dad: well ya you are we're just negotiating somewhere between $1 and a million right now..


And he told me somehow he managed to get an F-close out of her but he couldn't remember what he said/did in between that and the first kiss...
But when he told me about this I laughed my @ss off!
BTW this was prolly back in the very early 80's before he married my mom... hahaha

lol always funny to hear stories from your own dad fom when he was younger

The longest yard with Bert Reynolds.

Can't remember exactly how it went, but something like this

Burt: Nice Hair
Prison Wardens Secretary: Thanks
Burt: Find any birds in it lately.

He go layed and he was in Jail

Here's one:



You remind me of a candy bar (long pause); Sweet on the outside, (pause) but nutty as hell on the inside.