Routine: 8 girlfriends
Posted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 1:55 pmIf you start attracting the girl, she will sometimes ask, “Do you have a girlfriend?” “Are you with someone?” or something along those lines. I respond with:
Brad: “No I don’t have a girlfriend… I have 8 girlfriends.”
Girl: “You have 8 girlfriends?”
Brad: “Yeah, its really cool, they all know each other and get along, they are friends and I just have a lot of love to give so I have 8 girlfriends.”
Girl: “OK.”
Brad: “Actually I’m thinking about adding a ninth girlfriend, would you perhaps be interested in being my girlfriend?”
Girl: “I don’t know – I want to be #1.”
Brad: “Ok I can understand that, here’s the deal I’m going to make you #4 right now and if you turn out to be really great maybe you can move up - so do you want to be my girlfriend or not?”
Brad: “No I don’t have a girlfriend… I have 8 girlfriends.”
Girl: “You have 8 girlfriends?”
Brad: “Yeah, its really cool, they all know each other and get along, they are friends and I just have a lot of love to give so I have 8 girlfriends.”
Girl: “OK.”
Brad: “Actually I’m thinking about adding a ninth girlfriend, would you perhaps be interested in being my girlfriend?”
Girl: “I don’t know – I want to be #1.”
Brad: “Ok I can understand that, here’s the deal I’m going to make you #4 right now and if you turn out to be really great maybe you can move up - so do you want to be my girlfriend or not?”